Len's Jokes

A man walked out into the street and managed to get a taxi just going by.  What luck, he thought as he slid into the cab.  "Perfect timing," the cabbie said.  "You're just like Bill." "Who?" "Bill Smith.  There's a guy who did everything right," the cabbie said.  "Like my coming along when you needed a cab.  It would have happened like that to Bill everytime."  "Nah," the man said to the cabbie, "There's always a few dark clouds over everybody."  "Not Bill," said the cabbie.  "He was a terrific athlete.  He could have gone on the pro tour in tennis.  He could golf with the pros.  He sang like an opera baritone and he danced like a Broadway star."  "Bill was really something, huh?" "Oh, yeah," continued the cabbie.  "Bill had a memory like a trap, He could remember everybody's birthday.  He knew all about wine, which fork to eat with.  He could fix anything.  Not like me.  I change a fuse and the whole neighborhood blacks out."  "No wonder you remember him," the man said.  "Well, I never actually met Bill," said the cabbie.  "Then how in the world do you know so much about him?"  "I married his widow," replied the cabbie.

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