Text Based Jokes

Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked.

A police recruit was asked during the exam, "What
would you do if you had to arrest your own mother?"
He said, "Call for backup."

A very dirty little fellow came in from playing in the yard and asked his mother, "Who am I? "
Ready to play the game she said, "I don't know! Who
are you?"
"WOW!" cried the child. "Mrs. Johnson was right!
She said I was so dirty, my own mother wouldn't recognize me!"

A wise schoolteacher sends this note to all parents on the first day of school. "If you promise not to
believe everything your child says happens at school,
I'll promise not to believe everything he says happens
at home."

YOU KNOW YOU'RE FROM RURAL MANITOBA WHEN

Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so?
There's a support group for that. It's called
EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
Drew Carey

English is a very strange language….
Why do overlook and oversee mean opposite things?

Why don’t we say "why" instead of "how come"?

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