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News
I (Conrad) regret to announce that as of Dec. 1, 2002 this site will HAVE NO NEW UPDATES in the near and/or distant future. This is due to the attempt on my life last month. Investigators still presume the event was perpetrated by Joel, a fact which I know to be true. Therefore our collaboration on this site has officially been put on hold, possibly indefinitely.

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