I/O Stream Tops Charts The world was rocked today, as I/O Stream’s first album became the largest selling in the world. The controversial hip-hop group voices their divisive opinions on Microsoft’s most evil creation: Windows ME. When the album outsold Michael Jackson’s “Thriller” and Richard Dean Anderson’s “Still Mac”, people began to suspect a scandal. After the skeptics listened to the music however, they understood the large sales. I/O Stream music has now become compulsory in most North American school systems as the opening anthem, and has been readapted to become the new theme for “MacGyver”. Ron Popeil has also used the censored version of “Still Be Programming” as the backdrop song for the infomercial of his latest invention: the Ron Popeil fish eradicator/vegetable dehydrator. Whatever the reason is for I/O Stream’s huge record sales, we know one thing for sure. We haven’t seen the last of I/O Stream.