
Hi! I'm Cut Man! I'm here to share some of my world famous recipes with you. Well...they're not exactly world famous...really, only Dr. Wily and the other Robot Masters know about my recipes...but now you do too, and that sort of makes them world famous!
First you will need to get all your tools together.
You will need
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- An Oven |
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| - A Pot | ![]() |
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- A Spoon | |||
| - A Strainer | ![]() |
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-1 Box of Spaghetti | |||
| - Crisco | ||||
| - Salt | ||||
| - Margarine | ||||
| - Water | ||||
| - A Sink | ![]() |
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- A Counter | |||
| - Trivet | ![]() |
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- Plates | |||
| - Forks |
Okay now that you've gathered everything together that you'll need we can get
started cooking up a storm.
On those hot summer nights at Skull Fortress we all like to gather round and eat some good ol' fashioned spaghetti. That's right some of you don't know this but all of us Robot Masters can actually eat. You see Dr. Wily's mother always told him that he should never eat alone...I think in his old age he mixed up the saying that he should never drink alone... I wish he'd get that one right. He's always off in his lab creating Robot Master blue prints and drinking his Schnapps. Oh well back to cooking.
Step 1 - Turn top element of oven on, set to high
Remember if you don't do this then your spaghetti won't cook!
Step 2 - Put water in pot - the pot should be about 3/4 full
Remember to put the water into the pot and not outside of the pot. Bomb Man did
this once...and well, he's not allowed in my kitchen anymore.
Step 3 - Add 1 tsp salt
I'm not certain the purpose of the salt, but I find salt makes everything
better.
Step 4 - Add 1 tbsp Crisco
This is very necessary otherwise your spaghetti just clomps together and it
isn't very good.
Step 5 - Put pot on the heated element wait for it to boil.
They say a watched pot never boils but I say an unwatched pot is an accident
waiting to happen, especially if you have small children around...or Ice Man
who's kind of like a small child because he's so short. I sure hope he doesn't
read this or he'll start crying.
Step 6 - Once water is boiling add spaghetti and cook for 12 -
15 minutes stirring occasionally
If you don't add your spaghetti then you can have some tasty water but that's
not very filling and Dr. Wily gets kind of angry.
Note - Keep watch over your pot if it looks like your pot is going to overflow lower the temperature slightly, but keep the pot hot.
Step 7 - Place strainer in sink
Believe me if you don't put the strainer in the sink you're going to have a huge
mess on your hands later!
Step 8 - Turn off the element and carry the pot over to the
strainer and pour contents into strainer
See there is a reason I told you to put the strainer into the sink, otherwise
you'd have water all over the floor.
Step 9 - Set trivet down on counter top, then put pot onto
trivet
You might wonder why you're putting the empty pot onto the counter but trust me.
Step 10 - Shake strainer with spaghetti in sin
This gets rid of the extra water, believe me there's nothing worse than watery
spaghetti.
Step 11 - Rest strainer in the pot
This way you have a nice set up to serve your spaghetti and you don't make too
many dishes dirty.
Step 12 - Serve spaghetti on a plate
What's great about this is that you can use the fork you'll be eating with and
the spoon you used to stir the spaghetti to serve.
Step 13 - Using your fork you can take about a forkful of
margarine and add it to your spaghetti, also add some more salt
This is the perfect seasoning for your spaghetti and it's cheaper than sauce.
Just between us Dr. Wily is pretty frugal.
There you go spaghetti. We eat spaghetti often here at the Skull Fortress. It's a healthy snack that we can all enjoy. Except for Air Man it often gets caught in his fan. Then he gets all choked up.