This is the month where I threaten you into buying the stuff I want to read.

Madame Xanadu #1
Its MATT WAGNER! All the violence I ever needed to learn I learned from reading Grendel.

Scalped #18
Lincoln Red Crow has showed me why this comic is correctly named, so you better buy this comic.

War Heroes #1
Mark Millar and Tony Harris showin' all this war I'll be doing to you if you don't get this.

The Troublemakers HC
BETO! Description says eyes will be shot out! You know what that means.

Real TP 1
TAKEHIKO INOUE! This is about a dude in a wheelchair and you'll be rollin' beside him if you don't get it.

The Big Book of Barry Ween, Boy Genius TP
With this book you'll learn how to correctly use the F-word and find out how science can cause pain and anguish.

Other stuff that's probably less exciting:
Reign in Hell #1, Indiana Jones and the Tomb of the Gods #1, Conan the Cimmerian #0, Loaded Bible Book 1, Scud: The Whole Shebang TP, Ultimate Origins #1, Skaar: Son of Hulk #1, Trinity #1, Eternals #1