I was honestly surprised by my inability to make fun of this month's offering. Fortunately, Marvel came through for me and gave me something to mock.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer #1
Joss Whedon write Buffy Season 8 starting here.

Mighty Avengers #1
Will the good guys start fighting bad guys again as nature intended. Please.

Marvel Zombies/Army of Darkness #1
Hail to the King baby. You know you want it.

Steven Colbert's Tek Jansen #1
Only one man can defend the galaxy from enemies of freedom.

Heart of America SC
Warren Ellis' first detective novel comes to print.

BPRD Garden of Souls #1, Chance in Hell HC, Girfter and Midnighter #1, Sheena Preview, Savage Tales #1, Grendel Archive Edition, The Gamekeeper #1, Army@Love #1