Now, I'm known not to be a "Cuckoo" but a Budgie, but let me tell you, my "Boss" Fred,
(Let him think that he is anyway), has taken me to some tough areas in some strange countries.
Now, don't you go and think of me as Baron of Münchhausen or something like that. Have I ever lied to you before ?
Well, last year for instance he took me to the Sahara Desert, going fishing as he told me, (that liar) but we had not much luck. One Sheik wanted to buy me but Fred resisted the millions he was offered and we had to escape. For two weeks we marched under water, with nothing to drink.
I almost lost all my feathers and felt naked. At present I'm resting on top of my cage, recuperating from this ordeal. Guess what, Fred felt sorry for me and bought me a dead partner, "to keep me company" he said. Now a have to look at that dummy (that bird) and hope for some livelier entertainment. More about me in an other episode. I will also find a "Hot link", so keep looking.
Yours truly,
Tweety