Where is Springfield

Top Ten quotes heard on alt.tv.simpsons...

Ever since the creation of alt.tv.simpsons, the topic of ``Where is Springfield'' have been debated to a feverish pitch -- often resulting in hair loss, weight gain, yellow skin coloration and rude behaviour. ``D'oh!''

To add a little humour to this hot topic, the top ten quotes heard on alt.tv.simpsons:

  • Springfield is a State of Mind.
  • You gotta be out of your *^$@ mind -- everyone knows Springfield is in &%@* Guam!
  • Springfield is in T-T-T-Toontown!!!
  • AARRRGGGHHH!!!
  • AAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH!!!!!
  • AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!
  • I see your "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!" and raise you a "LET IT DIE!!!!!!!!!"
  • Die Thread, DIE!
  • Springfield is located in the United States of East Fez, on the Planet Bongo.
  • No! Really, I live there! Homer is a personal friend of mine.
    • Parody - not to be taken seriously / Dave Hall (davehall@cyberspc.mb.ca)