You know when you've been watching too much Simpsons when...
- ... you rush to your couch while humming the Simpsons theme.
... you talk to your brain as if it is another person.
... you bind your middle fingers together.
... you call your local bartender Moe.
... you call your boss Mr. Burns.
... you hold your breath so your eyes bulge out.
... you dream in yellow.
... you have dreams about Marge.
... you have dreams about Homer.
... you sign `El Barto' to your checks.
... Barney is your social mentor.
... you wish you had long, blue hair.
... your closet is stuffed with nothing but green strapless dresses.
... you name your kids Bart, Lisa or Maggie.
... you wish your kids only had four digits per limb.
... you refer to your sister-inlaws as ``Gruesome Twosome''.
... you shave your head but leave two hair strands.
... you tell people you live in Springfield.