If Homer Simpson Commanded the U.S.S. Enterprise...

1. Makes noises while beaming.
2. Refers to Engineering Crew as "Carbon blobs in sector 7G"
3. Replace captains chair with The SpineMelter 2000
4. Reprogram food replicators to dispense meatloaf and pork chops on Thursdays and Fridays.
5. Replace all Romulan ale with Duff
6. hair-pieces are for sissys.
7. Chews out Sulu for being a back-seat driver.
8. has contest to prove he can eat more donuts than Scotty.
9. Crashes the Enterprise to prove Mr. "Know-it-all" Spock is wrong.
10. Makes Uhura wear long beehave haircuts.