Top 10 - Who Shot Mr. Burns?

1. {insert character and reason here}.
2. J.R. -- because its been done already.
3. Satan -- his contract was up.
4. Wayland Smithers -- maybe he'll notice me now.
5. Maggie Simpson -- *suck* *suck* *suck* {I saw it on TV.}
6. Chief Wiggum -- opps! I dropped my gun and it went off.
7. Abraham Simpson -- I didn't know the bazooka was loaded.
8. Aristotle Amodopoulos -- I always had it in for him.
9. Bart Simpson -- you have no proof that I did it.
10. Homer Simpson -- it was an accident. {police officials believe him}