Top 10 things for a Simpsons fan to do during reruns

1. Create a top ten list.
2. Send Matt Groening more letters requesting nude pictures of all Simpsons characters.
3. Rant on the Internet.
4. Rent and watch all movies with Yeardley Smith.
5. Memorize quotes from episodes (to impress friends).
6. Memorize production codes to all episodes (to impress friends).
7. Create torrid sex scene by splicing video or audio recordings together.
8. Rearrange your massive Simpsons video collection. Determine whether they look better with your Smurfs or G.I. Joe.
9. Review your Simpsons episodes, pausing on the naughty bits.
10. Send Matt Groening more letters requesting nude picture of Marge Simpson.