Five Reason why Matt Groening won't give out his email address

  1. Secret Love letters from PSG (includes XOX OXO).
  2. More requests for nude pictures of Marge Simpson.
  3. Someone will try to sell him a subscription to Bongo Comics.
  4. Someone will sign him up for New Republicans.
  5. Debt Collectors will find him.
Parody - not to be taken seriously. Dave Hall (davehall@ycyberspc.mb.ca)