The Top Ten reasons not to be infatuated with Lisa Simpson

1. Computer nerds already have a claim on her. ;)
2. Will stay eight years old forever.
3. 200+ animators will follow her around.
4. Spooky bulging eyes.
5. Yellow skin.
6. Keeps a butchers knife in bedroom drawer.
7. IQ is higher than your own.
8. Name is not `Corey'.
9. Father looks like an ape.
10. Marge will never allow it.