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According to 9F02, Homer is 36 and weights 239 pounds.
Was up to 260 pounds in [7F18]. {av}
From Steve Wells (wells_s@ix.wcc.govt.nz):
According to Matt Groening, he has been up to (and just over),
263 pounds! (Simpsons Comics #1)
From Gary S. Nabors (nabors@pobox.upenn.edu):
The Fall 1991 issue of Simpsons Illustrated lists the following vital
information on H.S. from his file at the Springfield Nuclear Power
Plant: address: 69 Old Plumtree Blvd.
birth date: 17-23-56 (sic)
phone (305)-555-1374
positions at the plant: Dial-watcher class 3 (1979)
Asst. rod-watcher class 3 (1990)
Uranium rod-handler (1991)
STOM@delphi.com adds that Homer's job title is ``Safety inspector''.
Alan J Rosenthal (flaps@dgp.toronto.edu) points out area code 305 is for
portions of Florida.
From Glenfiddich (g_tkacz@pavo.concordia.ca):
According to the information on his driver's license in ``Duffless'':
DMV Springfield Driver License
Homer J. Simpson
742 Evergreen Terrace
Springfield NT 49007
Sex: M Hair: None Eyes: Blue
HT: 6' WT: 240 DOB: 05-12-56
Expires 05-12-96
From Aaron Varhola (avarhola@ids.net):
Trophies won (and lost) at his high school reunion in [9F16]
- Most weight gained
- most hair lost
- most improved odour
- person who travelled the least distance to be here.
From James Watkins (jrwatkin@socs.uts.edu.au):
Award for outstanding achievement in the field of excellence [8F23].
[Top]
Simpson, Homer Simpson, He's the greatest guy in history From the, town of Springfield, He's about to hit a chestnut tree..... D'oh! (transcribed by Rick Diamant)[Top]
[7G03] Homer's Odyssey [7G10] Homer's Night Out [7F01] Two Cars in Every Garage, Three Eyes on Every Fish [7F02] Simpson and Delilah [7F05] Dancin' Homer [7F11] One Fish, Two Fish, Blowfish, Blue Fish [7F12] The Way We Was [7F13] Homer vs. Lisa and the 8th Commandment [7F16] Oh Brother, Where Art Thou? [7F20] War Of The Simpsons [7F22] Blood Feud [7F23] When Flanders Failed [7F24] Stark Raving Dad [8F04] Homer Defined [8F06] Lisa's Pony [8F08] Flaming Moe's [8F09] Burns Verkauft das Kraftwerk [8F10] I Married Marge [8F12] Lisa the Greek [8F13] Homer at the Bat [8F14] Homer Alone [8F19] Colonel Homer [8F23] Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes? [9F01] Homer the Heretic [9F07] Mr. Plow [9F09] Homer's Triple Bypass [9F12] Brother from the Same Planet [9F14] Duffless [9F15] Last Exit to Springfield [9F17] So It's Come to This: A Simpsons Clip Show [9F21] Homer's Barbershop Quartet [1F02] Homer Goes to College [1F07] The Last Temptation of Homer [1F09] Homer the Vigilante [1F10] Homer and Apu [1F13] Deep Space Homer [1F14] Homer Loves Flanders [1F20] Secrets of a Successful Marriage [2F06] Homer: Bad Man [2F09] Homer the Great [2F12] Homie the Clown [2F14] Homer vs. Patty & Selma[Top]
[7G04] Gave Bart $5 to kiss him {sj}
[7G06] leaving the keys in the front door. {rjc}
[7G09] Shoving a handful of bees and honey into his mouth
[8F04] takes Lisa to Moe's' Tavern
[8F06] takes a pony home in his car {ddg}
[8F07] smoking a cigar while welding next to a leaky can of gasoline
[8F09] trying to unjam the toaster with a knife {rjc}
[8F12] his near-aneurysm {rjc}
[8F13] makes home-made football {sg}
[8F13] home-made baseball bat. (Which works! despite the nails.) {rjc}
[8F13] sheltering himself with a piece of metal and taking cover under
the tallest tree he could find during a thunderstorm {rjc}
[8F24] asks Bart to stick his hand under lawn mower, then starts it {rd}
[9F01] his morning while his family's at Church
[9F06] recovering expired medicine from the Winfield's trash. {rjc}
[9F07] buys the snow plow by being cajoled into it {jac}
[9F10] locking his keys in the Monorail {sj}
[9F13] rummages through the Flanders' trash. Finds a toothbrush and
actually using it
[9F15] trying to remove a Sugar Daddy stuck to the back of his shirt {tf}
[9F16] getting a plunger stuck to his head
[1F01] gets coat hangers stuck in his shirt and pants {jac}
[1F01] paints frowny face on butt, mocks Mr. Burns {jac}
[1F02] causes meltdown of nuclear inspectors' test vehicle {jac}
[1F02] steals cinder blocks from construction site to build bookshelves,
deprives children of a hospital {jac}
[1F02] burns high school diploma (and house) when admitted to college {rd}
[1F02] steals Sir Oinksalot, makes him drink malt liquor {jac}
[1F02] runs out of college entrance interview to chase squirrel {rd}
[1F03] has both arms stuck in vending machines, only because he won't let
go of the soft drink & candy {rd}
[1F03] smashes weather station in flashback {jac}
[1F03] kisses landfill heap repeatedly {jac}
[1F04] sells soul for donut {jac}
[1F04] drinks blood just because it's free {jac}
[1F04] doesn't believe Lisa when she says Bart's a vampire {jac}
[1F06] slips on peanut, loses $20 bill {jac}
[1F06] makes fun of Bart's Junior Camper enrolment {jac}
[1F06] runs into Bart's pie trap -- twice {jac}
[1F06] loses Ned's map {jac}
[1F06] takes paddles from Ned et al., makes raft drift out to sea {jac}
[1F06] throws Todd's walkman into the water {jac}
[1F06] wastes fresh water on dirty socks {jac}
[1F06] blows rescue plane away with flare gun {jac}
[1F06] slaps Flanders many more times than necessary {jac}
[1F06] steals Borgnine's knife, burns hole in raft with it {jac}
[1F07] steals pens from work, but they leak on the back seat {jac}
[1F07] Fixes Marge's clock with drill {rd}
[1F08] trying to teach Maggie how to gamble
[1F13] rolls on the floor, trying to read what Bart wrote on the back of
his head {rd}
[1F19] wearing glasses with eyeballs painted on them so he can sleep
without being noticed {ddg}
[1F20] sews tweed patches on leather jacket, wrecks both jackets. {jac}
[2F06] Steals Gummi Venus De Milo {rd}
[2F09] uses secret parchment to wipe his mouth and hands
[2F10] tries to attract more people to Barney's Bowl-A-Rama by shooting
off shotgun
[2F13] threatens the Australian Parliament with ``The Boot''.
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[7G04] Bad-mouthing his family to the man upstairs
[7F01] begs Marge to cook supper for Burns
[7F03] sobs at the end of a giant gorilla movie {mp}
[7F07] citing the most pathetic family to the man upstairs
[7F14] SLH ate his `Big cookie'
[7F14] Lisa's speech about giving up SLH
[7F16] calls up Herb's cook at 4 AM to make pork chops
[7F20] cried about not being able to find a baby sitter so they can go
to Catfish Lake
[7F21] Bart sold his Duff beer
[8F01] whines when the bank won't cash his ``$1,000,000 check'' {jw}
[8F07] because he's a bad father {dh}; Because he's fat {as}
[8F09] his screwed-up dollar won't go in the candy machine {as}
[8F13] When Darrel Strawberry takes his place on the baseball team {jw}
[8F14] bowling lane balls
[8F17] when Santa's Little Helper goes missing {as}
[8F18] can't open pudding without Marge {sg}
[8F23] when the couch breaks down
[9F01] whines when his insurance policy doesn't cover made-up stuff {rk}
[9F02] selling his `Duff Blimp' ride ticket
[9F02] whines when Ned wins a shoe buffer {jw}
[9F11] wanted to go to Duff Gardens {sj}
[9F11] when he's really hungry {as}
[1F02] Inside nuclear inspectors' testing van {jac}
[1F02] ``Aw, Marge, we're college guys and we're up to no good!'' {jac}
[1F02] ``Oh, I'm gonna lose my job just because I'm dangerously
unqualified!'' {dp}
[1F06] thinks they are going to die in the ocean {sg}
[1F10] when he says to Apu that he was unaware that there was a camera in
the hat {as}
[1F13] realizes that ``they'' blew up the planet (Planet of the Apes) {as}
[1F20] when saying that TV won't give him half an hour to himself. {as}
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[8F02] Turkey sandwich
[8F15] stubby fingers
[8F16] 1. trying to build a doghouse
2. putting $20 in the church collection plate
3. missing the last bowling pin
4. indirectly getting Ned a job in a TV commercial
5. bees land on top of him and sting him all over. {as}
[8F22] realizes the subliminal tape didn't help him lose weight {jw}
[1F04] Homer Simpson {for eating the emergency donut}
[1F09] magic beans.
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[7G01] Lady at the Baby-sitting Service called Homer an ape
[7G02] Bart referred to him as a balding North American ape
[7G09] acting like an ape/Big Foot
[7G10] Burns calls Homer an over-sexed orangutan in heat
[7F02] old hair tonic in medicine cabinet was 'Gorilla Man' brand {pm}
[7F05] Bart is stated to have call him one sad ape-like dude
[7F08] jumping up & down, beating his chest and screeching like an ape
[7F10] Burns calls him a big ape and wants to buy him off with a banana
or two
[7F19] Lisa called him a baboon
[8F06] `2001: A Space Odyssey' dream sequence
[8F18] Marge calls Homer a ``big ape'' {sg}
[9F04] second story (``KING HOMER'')
[1F13] his skeletal structure as he walks through the X-ray machine. {mk}
[1F21] Homer asks Maggie to point to the monkey (on TV) and Maggie points
to him. {sg}
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[7G02] Not realizing that Skinner expects him to pay for Bart's
vandalism. {rjc}
[7F05] didn't know what the baseball player meant by sticking the bat
where the sun don't shine {sj}
[7F07] asks the operator for the number to 911
[7F16] doesn't understand Herb is in Detroit {ddg}
[8F20] when Bart tries to explain to Homer that SSB is about to blow up
Aunt Selma. {One of my favourites. To the Simpson-mobile! - rd}
[9F09] doesn't understand he needs a heart triple Bypass operation
[9F22] doesn't understand his new name was Thompson. {rd}
[1F13] Touch tone telephone {jac}
[2F14] doesn't understand he must unload pumpkins before Halloween
[2F31] pretty much everything.
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[7F19] Brain tries to think of an excuse to avoid taking Lisa to the
museum.
[8F07] Homer's brain uses reverse psychology in getting Homer to use
reverse psychology on Bart
[8F21] tells Otto and Bart to shut-up so his brain can think. Brain then
says ``I want some peanuts.'' {sa}
[9F07] Brains tells mouth to say Moe's was a pornography shop {il}
[9F08] tries to think of a comeback after Lisa's ``'Tis better to remain
silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove
all doubt'' {jac}
[9F08] brain can't understand what Lisa's talking about so it say ``Takes
one to know one! (Swish!)'' {rk}
[9F12] the interviewer asks Homer why he wants a littler brother. Brain
tells mouth not to say `revenge', but mouth says it anyway {cs}
[9F13] tries to figure out what special day he missed
[9F14] loses track of what his brain says and what his mouth says {cs}
[9F16] Homer makes a deal with his brain to complete an exam so he can go
back to killing it with beer
[9F20] Brain tells him to come up with a story for being in Burns'
hermetically-sealed chamber {ddg}
[1F01] ``Reject the first offer!'' {jac}
[1F06] Homer tells his brain to shut-up or he'll stab it with a Q-tip
[1F06] finds $20 and asks his brain to explain how money can buy lots of
peanuts {as}
[1F07] Brain tells Homer to tell a lie. Mouth says: ``I have a small role
in a Broadway musical. It's not much, but it's a start.'' Brain
gives a slow hand-clap (``Bravo''). {mks}
[1F09] brain says: the girl (Lisa) knows too much (about his plans for
world domination) {as}
[1F20] ``Eatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepuddingeatthepudding!'' {rd}
[1F20] tells his brain that he would have to think up a way of getting
Marge back. {as}
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[7G04] To save this family, we're gonna have to make the SUPREME sacrifice.
(Pawning the TV set.) {rjc}
[7F12] Dear God, just give me one channel!
[7F23] Marge, TV gives so much and asks so little. It's a boy's best
friend. {mjm}
[8F10] Don't you ever, ever talk that way about television.
[8F23] Why did this have to happen during prime time, when TV brightest
stars come out to shine. {sj}
[9F03] But then I won't be watching TV, you can see the bind I'm in. {sj}
[9F03] [Bart: TV sucks!]
I know you're upset right now, so I'll pretend you didn't say
that. {rd}
[9F05] I wish I brought a TV. Oh God, how I miss TV!
[9F09] It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but
somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day.
[9F14] TV, have you turned on me too? {jpv}
[1F03] Stupid TV! Be more funny! {rd}
[1F05] Ah, MacGarnicle eases the pain. (Homer watches a TV show.) {mjm}
[1F20] It's those TV networks, Marge. They won't let me. One quality
show after another, each one fresher and more brilliant than the
last. {rd}
[2F06] Oh, maybe TV is right. TV's always right!
[2F06] (hugs TV) Let's never fight again.
[2F13] That's no reason to stand in front of the TV! {rd}
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[7F13] Cable TV
[8F07] Mister Sugar Cube
[8F07] Spiffy (The twenty-first-century stain remover)
[8F11] Microphone {jw}
[9F20] The Juice Loosener {jw}
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[7F11] Tries everything at the Happy Sumo, including deadly blow fish {tf}
[7F22] dreams about strangling Burns -- who turns into a tube of `squeezy
cheese' for his pancakes. Homer wakes up to finding himself
eating his pillow {sb}
[7F23] eating people's leftovers
[8F06] (unknowingly) eats three year old (ornamental) hot dogs {tf}
[8F06] drinking straight from the Squishee machine {tf}
[8F12] setting down to a little football with treats laid around him {tf}
[8F20] stuffing his face from two trays of wiener dogs {sb}
[8F21] some of his `best times' in the back-seat of a car -- eating pizza
and snacks {sb}
[8F21] Otto describes Homer as having a chicken wing stuck to his face
for three days {sb}
[8F22] drooling over food adverts for the 'good morning burger' and a
sweet snack covered in 'four types of sugar' {sb}
[8F22] reminisces about eating fries (or some snack) from a bowl on his
stomach while floating in a kiddie pool {sb}
[9F01] makes patented `out of this world space age Moon' Waffles
[9F02] Homer blesses and salutes the ice-cream men in parade {rk}
[9F02] eating a large container of Petroleum jelly
[9F04] eating the witch's body parts (grapes, spaghetti and pork chops)
in Halloween game {sb}
[9F05] dish soap sample
[9F06] eating seafood; eating 10 pound bag of flour when there was
nothing else to eat
[9F06] two plastic lobsters {rk}
[9F06] orders pizza during court proceedings {jw}
[9F09] eating a smorgasbord in bed
[9F09] eats a plate of food regardless of the bug in it {tf}
[9F11] his 10 foot (week old) hoagie
[9F16] eating fancy soap for the bathroom {tt}
[9F21] Brownies at Emmy party {jac}
[1F01] eating 64 slices of American cheese {sb}
[1F04] eating forbidden donut and later his own head {rd}
[1F06] eating the bubble gum off Bart and Milhouse {st2}
[1F07] taking a box of donuts into the bathroom; eating a packet of gravy
mix found in SNPP parking lot
[1F10] eating rancid meat
[1F10] eating two buckets of bad prawns {sb}
[1F10] eats dirty hot dog {sb}
[1F14] eating a waffle that was stuck to the ceiling {sb}
[1F14] the nacho sombrero {certainly one of my favourites - tf}
[1F16] eating flowers in bathroom. {rd}
[1F17] makes Bart steer the car so he can eat a pizza slice {rs2}
[1F17] eating sugar that has broken glass and other garbage in it {rd}
[1F21] eating the decorative letters on Maggie's birthday cake {rs}
[2F14] eating Marge's lipstick.
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[7F12] Dating Marge
[7F16] Abe's wife giving birth to him
[7F16] his voice breaks while singing in a choir. {as}
[8F06] watching a VCR recording of him ignoring Lisa's first steps and
her saying ``dada'' {ddg}
[8F10] marrying Marge; Bart's birth
[8F17] Carving the Turkey {as}
[9F06] learning the birds and the bees by watching monkeys `attack'
each other.
[9F08] first years of married life
[9F08] recalls borrowing Ned's TV tray {mp}
[9F14] buying beer with a fake ID
[9F17] a retrospect of past episodes:
- Getting hit in the head by Bart's baseball. (7G11)
- getting hit by a baseball. (8F13)
- Band-saw hitting his head. (8F06)
- Kwik-E-Mart sliding doors hitting his head. (8F06)
- getting whacked by Maggie. (7F09)
- electric shock theory session. (7G04)
- falling down Springfield Gorge. (7F06)
- bringing SLH to the Animal Hospital. (8F17)
- trying to catch dinner (with Bart). (7G09)
- carrying Marge to his car at SNPP. (7G11)
- his chocolate fantasy. (8F09)
- his dream. (8F06)
- begging Burns for money. (8F17)
- listening to Lisa play her sax. (7F11)
- catching Bart swiping his change jar. (8F22)
- watching Bart and his friends fight in the treehouse. (7F21)
- showing Bart how to shave. (7F11)
[1F02] about to sign a college application in his high school guidance
counsellor's office; leaves to fight with a dog over a ham. {dp}
[1F18] home movies
[1F11] his first job as a one-man-band {as}
[2F10] whole episode
[2F33] various clips from past episodes.
[Top]
[7F02] after Bart spilt his bottle of Dimoxinil
[8F05] when Bart says he won't even use the bathroom after him.
[8F06] too busy strangling (young) Bart to notice Lisa saying ``dada'' {ddg}
[8F11] when he realizes Bart fooled him with a fake radio announcement
[9F08] strangles baby Bart for calling him ``Domer'' and for flushing
his wallet down the toilet {ddg}
[9F08] when Bart calls him ``Homer'' instead of Daddy
[9F16] after Bart laughs when Homer tells him he didn't graduate from
high school {ddg}
[9F17] when Bart admits to shaking up the beer can {jw}
[1F20] after Bart says that Homer double-dared him {as}
[2F04] after Bart confess to not stealing the collection plate.
[Top]
[7G02] Bart at the Genius School {sj}
[7F02] by Karl: ``My mother told me never to kiss a fool.'' {ajr}
[7F11] Moe's bar denizens
[8F14] Chief Wiggum
[8F23] Herb
[1F03] Garbage, after landing in garbage dump {rd}
[1F14] Ned
[1F16] Hans Moleman (Raliph Melish).
[Top]
[7G05] There's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is
turned. {rjc}
[7F11] The three little sentences that will get you through life:
1. Cover for me.
2. Oh, good idea, Boss!
3. It was like that when I got here.
[8F07] If stuff starts flying, just turn your head!
[8F08] You know, if you tip the glass, there won't be so much foam on top.
[8F19] Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
[8F13] Its a crock, no matter how good you are there is someone better.
[Bart then says ``Can't win, don't try''] {sg}
[8F21] If something's hard to do then it's not worth doing {sg}
[9F03] [Getting out of jury duty] The trick is to say you're prejudiced
against all races. {jw}
[9F05] If something goes wrong...blame the guy who can't speak English.
[1F15] Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you
win or lose -- it's how drunk you get.
[1F16] Kids, you tried your best, and you failed miserably. The lesson
is, never try.
[Top]
[7G03] Promoted to Safety Inspector from technical supervisor
[7F02] grows hair; promoted to better position at SNPP {But loses both.}
[7F12] falls in love with Marge
[8F10] marries Marge; Bart is born
[8F24] grows two more hair strands {But loses both.}
[9F08] brought first home with Abe's money; Lisa is born
[9F10] becomes Springfield's first monorail conductor {rs2}
[9F22] They're now the Thompsons {as}
[1F13] shot into space.
[Top]
[9F03] Seeing I&S:TM with middle-aged Bart
[9F16] attending a 50th high school reunion
[1F03] fantasizes about Maggie's wedding. {hv}
[Top]
[7G03] Safety activist {rd}
[7G08] Homer Claus
[7F05] Mascot {wv}
[7F16] Car designer {rd}
[8F06] Kwik-E-Mart clerk {rd}
[8F19] Manager for singer
[9F07] Snow plower {rd}
[9F10] Monorail driver {rd}
[9F15] Union boss {wv}
[9F21] Barbershop quartet singer {rd}
[1F08] Casino dealer {rd}
[1F09] Vigilante
[1F13] Astronaut {wv}
[1F20] Adult ed. teacher {rd}
[2F07] Travelling snake oil salesman
[2F10] dream job at Barney's Bowl-A-Rama {sk}
[2F12] Homie the Clown
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[8F09] Selling his stock for $25.00
[9F07] The snow plow pickup truck
[1F15] Selling rides on Bart's pet elephant
[1F05] Selling use of the trampoline
[1F17] Selling sugar he salvaged from a truck wreck
[2F14] Tryng to make a killing by selling Pumpkins past October {dh}
[Top]
[9F05] Living in the woods and keeping a journal of his thoughts {hl}
[9F10] Monorail conductor / run out on a baseball field during a game
[8F19] manage a beautiful country singer / eat the world's biggest hoagie
[1F08] blackjack dealer / appear on ``The Gong Show'' {ddg}
[2F10] work in a bowling alley. {rd}
[Top]
[9F01] Flanders tells Homer he would have saved his life, too. Homer then
proceeds to fantasize about Flanders trapped in his burning house
while he watches from his hammock. {rk}
[9F22] When Chief Wiggum says once a man is in your house you can do what
you want to him, so Homer calls Flanders and gets ready to punch
him {as}
[1F10] He says, ``that life is one defeat after another until you just
wish Flanders was dead'' {as}
[1F14] plans to give Ned's noggin a flogging with a lead pipe and take
his football tickets.
[Top]
[9F01] 1. findings a penny {new winner}
2. marrying Marge
3. dancing around an overturned beer truck
[9F08] A baby, a free burger and a hour-long episode of `Mama's Family'
[Top]
[8F13] calculates number of home runs (30 games X 10 at bat = 3000) {jw}
[8F23] Doesn't want to sign anything [paper] until he either read it, or
somebody gives him the gist of it {jw}
[9F03] names several real Chief Justices of the US from memory {jdb}
[9F07] telling the insurance adjuster that Moe's (Tavern) is a
pornography shop so he can get his insurance money from wrecking
the car
[9F09] crosses out 3 and writes 0 for heart attacks, tells insurance
agent he thought the form said brain haemorrhages {wh}
[9F10] realizes he could get killed by slipping on a bar of soap
[9F15] realizes that if the union gives up the dental plan he will
have to pay for Lisa's braces {rs2}
[9F18] charges $10 (per axle) for parking on yard during Whacking Day {jw}
[1F08] incorrectly recites Pythagorean Theorem after putting on
Kissinger's glasses {ddg}
[1F10] ``Karma can only be apportioned by the cosmos.'' {jdb}
[Top]
[7G05] Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing. {rjc}
[7G11] [Bart: Dad, you're giving in to mob mentality.]
No I'm not, I'm hopping on the bandwagon! {rjc}
[7F03] [Lisa: He doesn't care, Mom.]
Sure I do! I just want to have a beer while I'm caring.
[9F18] [Bart: Is it a home-made bat?]
It's a home-made bat. {jw}
[9F19] ``two wrongs make a right, Lisa'' {ddg}
[1F15] Lisa, a guy who's got lots of ivory is less likely to hurt
Stampy than a guy whose ivory supplies are low.
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[7F20] the life of the party {jac}
[8F09] daydreams about buying something with his stock share {mp}
[8F17] fantasies about winning the lottery and towering over Springfield,
encrusted with jewels {mp}
[9F02] imagines himself riding on the Duff blimp {jw}
[9F14] imagines himself with big muscles {jac}
[9F14] filling himself with gasohol at the gas pump
[1F07] tries to think unsexy thoughts (Barney in bikini) {rd}
[1F08] his so called photographic memory
[1F14] imagines himself in a Marge wig {jac}
[1F14] Scores a touchdown in the Super Bowl {ddg}
[2F12] imagines co-workers and family as clowns.
[Top]
[7G05] ``The code of the schoolyard!'' {rjc}
[7G05] ``There's nothing wrong with hitting someone when his back is
turned.'' {rjc}
[7G07] [Marge: Were you planning on sitting in the car until the [football]
game is over?] ``Maybe''. {rjc}
[7G07] ``Being popular is the most important thing in the world!'' {rjc}
[7F19] ridicules the booth lady about not having to paid admission {mp}
[7F20] Placed a fake ice cube with fly in Dr. Hibbert's drink
[7F23] ``The fly was funny, and the booger was the icing on the cake!'' {mp}
[9F03] [Bart: Dad, what's the point of this story?]
``I like stories!'' {rk}
[9F03] ``I can't let that happen, I won't let that happen, and I can't let
that happen!'' {rk}
[9F03] pushes kids aside, jumps up & down while shouting ``Me first, me
first'' at an Ice Cream Truck {jw}
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[MG07] Good drink, good meat, good God, let's eat! {rjc}
[7G01] Lord help me, I'm just not that bright. {rjc}
[7G04] Dear Lord, thank You for this microwave bounty... [etc.] {rjc}
[7F02] Dear God, give a bald guy a break {ddg}
[7F07] And Lord, we are especially thankful for nuclear power...[etc.] {rjc}
[7F18] As God as my witness, I'll always be hungry again! {rjc}
[Top]
[7G10] In bathroom, getting ready for work
[7F18] weighing himself on scale {mp}
[8F22] when Bart swipes his change jar
[8F24] ``Marge, am I going crazy, or is my back getting hairier?'' {jac}
[9F05] when he asks Marge if she seen his lunch box.
[9F06] after his ``extra loose pants'' come off {jw}
[9F09] for Dr. Hibbert's stomach fat test: ``Nurse, cancel my one
o'clock.'' {jac}
[1F07] (doesn't really count) wearing only towel in bathroom {jac}
[1F22] In the inner tube during the ``production number'' in the pool {ddg}
[1F22] In the refrigerator tent {ddg}
[2F09] getting his portrait painted
[2F10] Marge rushes into bathroom ahead of him {jac}
[Top]
Standard attire:
White shirt, with collar.
Necktie (if worn) has light-coloured pink and greyish stripes.
Blue pants.
Black shoes.
White briefs. [many]
Church clothes: Blue jacket, black necktie.
Formal attire:
Ensemble 1: Same as church clothes. [9F06] [7G11]
Ensemble 2: Navy jacket, lavender tie. [7F06] (Lisa's recital)
Ensemble 3: Purple jacket, lavender tie. [7F10] (courtroom appearance)
Night/morning clothes:
Blue jammies. [7G11,7F02,7F08,9F09,9F07]
Blue hair cap. [7F02]
Blue robe. [9F06]
Brown robe. [9F07]
Other clothes:
Lime green polyester suit. [7F02]
Brown suit. [7F02]
Black suit. [7F02]
Hawaiian shirt. [7F02]
Olive green suit. [7F02]
Misc. clothes:
Hospital gown. [9f09]
Monorail conductor's uniform. [9f10]
Absolutely nothing. [9f12]
Beard, plaid jacket, green shirt, blue hat. [9f12] (Bart's story)
Black swimming trunks [9f06] (in the wading pool)
Black winter coat with green furry collar. [9f07]
Mr. Plow jacket. [9f07]
Black coat, Santa hat. [7f03] (in snowball fight)
Young Homer's clothes:
Nappies. [9f09] (in hospital nursery)
Choral robes. [9f09] (singing in choir)
Red-and-white striped rugby shirt, blue jacket, jeans. [9f06]
Red-and-green striped shirt, jeans. [9f07]
Other clothes:
Lime green polyester suit. [7f02]
Brown suit. [7f02]
Black suit. [7f02]
Hawaiian shirt. [7f02]
Olive green suit. [7f02]
[Top]
[7G03] Beer. Now there's a temporary solution.
[7F10] Ah, good old trustworthy beer. My love for you will never die.
[8F11] There's only one can of beer left and it's Bart's!
[8F13] (Bart and Lisa fight over who will get him a beer)
Kids, kids, you can both get me a beer {jw}
[8F16] Maybe it's the beer talking, Marge, but you got a butt that won't
quit. They got those big chewy pretzels here (gibberish) five
dollars?! Get outta here! (trails off)
[8F16] (after Marge buys him a six-pack of Duff bottles along with SLH's
new doghouse) Beer! How did you know?! {ddg}
[9F06] [Beer] They smell good, they look good, you'd step over your own
mother just to get one!
[9F14] I would kill everyone in this room for a drop of sweet beer.
[9F17] Ah beer, my one weakness. My Achilles heel if you will.
[1F02] Ah, the college road trip. The perfect way to spread beer-filled
mayhem. {dp}
[Top]
[7G03] Stole Bart's piggy bank to buy beer
[7F05] buys some absurdly low priced tubs of beer at the baseball game {tf}
[8F21] drinking years old Billy Beer found in old concert-going jacket {sb}
[9F14] hides beer in the toilet cistern {sb}
[9F14] ate the soil under the stadium bleachers
[Top]
[7G01] At the very end of the episode {rjc}
[8F19] at end, in bed with Marge {jac}
[8F22] after he learns some new vocabulary
[9F01] while Marge is praying for him.
[9F07] Wearing Mr. Plow jacket at end {jac}
[9F11] Watching Hercules (``The Cyclops just tore off my clothes!'') {jac}
[1F07] In hotel {jac}
[2F06] is seen more than once in bed with Marge {jac}
[2F07] after taking Grampa's love potion.
[Top]
[7G01] Bart tries to bash Ms. Botz's head with it
[8F14] Homer wants Marge to take it to a shop to get a bottle cap out of
one of the holes {ddg}
[8F19] Homer bowls 280 by singing to his bowling ball.
[Top]
[8F07] building the soapbox racer; when Bart wins the race {as}
[8F13] shows Bart ``Wonderbat'' and explains how it was made {jw}
[8F16] After Bart congratulates him ending of the love letter. {as}
[9F03] explains to Bart how glad Bart will be that Homer punished him {jac}
[9F06] explains how women are like beer then proceeds to get drunk {jw}
[Top]
[7F06] the 1812 Overture {jac}
[7F11] butchering ``When the saints go marching in''/``Over there'' {jac}
[7F12] Steve Miller's ``The Joker'' {jac}
[7F20] butchering ``We are the Champions''
[8F11] butchering ``We're gonna take this truckin' convoy...'' {jac}
[8F14] butchering lullaby/``May your Christmas days be bright'' {jac}
[8F19] Lurleen's song ``No one understands you, but I do'' {jac}
[8F21] ``There was a little Spanish Flea'' {jac}
[9F01] ``When the fire starts to burn, there's a lesson you must learn'' {rk}
[9F02] ``Hey there, Blimpy boy......'' tune {jw}
{sung to the tune of ``Georgie Girl'' -mp}
[9F03] butchering ``Yummy yummy yummy I've got love in my tummy...'' {rk}
[9F07] ``Mr. Plow'' jingle {jac}
[9F08] ``Girls just wanna have fun'' {jac}
[9F10] does the Flintstones theme {rd}
[9F14] circus music as he flexes his imaginary muscles in the mirror {jac}
[9F14] ``When I was 17'' {jac}
[9F14] ``Raindrops keep falling on my head'' (with Marge) {jac}
[9F18] ``I am evil Homer'' {jw}
[9F21] Much of episode (barbershop quartet): {jac}
- ``Ragtime gal''
- ``My Coney Island baby''
- ``There was nothing in Al Capone's vault''
- ``Baby on Board, something something Burt Ward''
- ``Baby on board''
- ``Surgeon general song''
[9F22] ``Three little maids'' from ``The Mikado'' {jac}
[1F03] circus theme (while thinking about ballet) {wh}
[1F03] Sunshine and lollypops (with Chief Wiggum) {rd}
[1F06] Sugar, Sugar (listening on walkman) {wh}
[1F07] butchering ``Oh Mandy'' (``Oh Mindy'') {jac}
[1F07] ``Oh Margie'' {jac}
[1F10] ``The Kwik-E-Mart is real...D'Oh!'' {jac}
[1F13] ``Oh, those Golden Grahams'' {jac}
[1F14] Eddie Money's ``Two Tickets to Paradise'' {jac}
[1F19] Meow mix commercial {jac}
[1F21] jazz duet with Abe {jac}
[2F03] A Chorus Line (different lyrics and music) {rd}
[2F06] ``Under the sea'' {jac}
[Top]
[7G03] Taking that last dip off a bridge
[7G03] falling into the crowd from Burns' balcony {rjc}
[7F06] fell down Springfield gorge {9F17 stated he did it twice-dh}
[7F11] thought he ate poison blow fish {vj}
[8F04] nuclear meltdown {vj}
[8F07] smoking a cigar while welding next to a leaky can of gasoline {dh}
[8F09] trying to unjam the toaster with a knife {rjc}
[8F11] throwing a loaded shotgun to the floor
[8F13] holding sheet metal over head in a thunderstorm {vj}
[8F13] nearly chokes to death on doughnuts {vj}
[9F01] House fire {vj}
[9F07] nearly falls off a cliff {vj}
[9F09] has heart attack in Burns office
[9F10] nearly crashing the Monorail {dh}
[9F17] beer can explodes in his face
[1F02] starts house fire by burning his GED cert. {st}
[1F02] operates proton accelerator in class; causes nuclear accident. {dp}
[1F03] drove over edge of chasm {vj}
[1F05] falls off the cliff {vj}
[1F06] lost at sea {vj}
[1F07] jumps out of an elevator and falls off a cooling tower
[1F09] cocks a loaded shotgun before looking down the barrel
[1F13] nearly lost in space {vj}
[1F15] falls into a tar pit {vj}
[2F01] attacked by killer Itchy & Scratchy robots. {ddg}
[Top]
[8F01] couldn't touch his own nose
[8F15] didn't know Bart's birthday
[9F09] when he dies, Homer wants to be stuffed and put on the couch as a
reminder for Marge about their marital vows
[9F09] stated to have visited Hell
[2F08] afraid of sock puppets
[misc] often writes fist-like.
[Top]
[7F20] When he sets his plans to motion to catch General Sherman
[8F06] taking a second job to pay for Lisa's pony {rjc}
[9F14] he and Barney take the day off to visit the Duff Brewery. {jac}
[Top]
[7G01] When Marge comes out in her blue thing with the things {rjc}
[7F20] when he looks down Maude's dress {rjc}
[8F01] when he thinks he's won $1 million {rjc}
[8F11] watching the dancing show {rjc}
[9F06] visualizing ``makin' bacon on the beach'' {ddg}
[1F01] after imagining singing the Big Mac commercial in his own
recording studio {jac}
[1F07] when he sees Marge in a red dress.
[Top]
[OPEN] when Lisa rides past him during the opening sequence {dk}
[7F08] after Flanders yells ``Afraid so infinity plus one,'' {tl}
[7F13] Homer the Thief gives one after Moses reads out the 8th cmndent {dk}
[7F20] When Marge signs them up for the marriage retreat
[8F02] after Dolph and Kearney egg the house {jw}
[8F07] realizes Lisa heard him agreeing to doing something with the kids
{as}
[8F07] when Bart (in Martin's soapbox racer) overtakes him on the road {as}
[8F08] when Selma had the last beer {as}
[8F08] going to Moe's just after telling Marge he was never going to
Moe's again {as}
[8F09] the candy machine wouldn't take his screwed-up dollar (x2) {as}
[8F09] put's down the Safety Inspector when he realizes that he's the
Safety Inspector {as}
[8F09] when Lisa tells him Germans were good workers {as}
[8F11] after Bart returns the microphone to him {jw}
[8F11] discovering the Neapolitan ice cream has no chocolate {jw}
[8F11] after Kent tells him his remarks are being heard live {jw}
[8F14] made rude remarks before realizing he was talking about Marge {mp}
[8F16] While trying to think of someone who has got rich by doing Yo-Yo
tricks; when a piece of wood is nailed to his coat. {as}
[8F17] two when he didn't have the right lottery ticket number; one when
a building blows up, taking his `lost dog' flyers with it. {as}
[8F06] four times while banging his head on the table because the shop
next door was closed early; one when asked if Lisa's sax is an
alto or tenor; one when Lisa doesn't forgive him; one while trying
to keep his Scratch & Win card {as}
[8F18] bowling (x2) {as}
[8F19] while trying to get a car space (x2) {as}
[8F22] After Bart escapes with his change jar {jw}
[9F11] when he thought aloud, and ended up insulting Patsy & Selma {as}
[9F17] a bunch of them from past shows were uttered in a sequence {dk}
[1F02] after Marge says ``You changed your grade using a computer?'' {dp}
[1F08] he got a maths rule wrong {as}
[1F09] the cat burglar stole the small TV {as}
[1F10] in the song he says something wrong; and when he realizes that
India is over 16,000km away {as}
[1F11] when he reads his horoscope; and when he breaks the lamp {as}
[1F12] realizes Abe's inheritance is for the whole family {as}
[1F12] when he pulls the phone down, by tripping over the lead {as}
[1F13] when he says that TV respects him, so he turns the TV on, and the
man on the TV is laughing at him {as}
[1F15] when he wonders why nobody else wants to clean the basement
(``D'oh??'') and again when he finds out for himself (``D'oh!!'') {ddg}
[1F15] when he hits the deer carving {dk}
[1F20] three times when picking up the cards in the poker game {as}
[1F21] when Maggie points to him as being a monkey {as}
[2F01] along with the others, when he hits the traffic jam. {ddg}
[2F03] when Marge asks him if he locked the front door {jac}
[2F03] twice, when Marge asks him if he locked the back door {jac}
[2F03] after Grampa says, ``Hi, David, I'm Grampa!'' {jac}
[2F03] upon learning Flanders is the master of the universe {jac}
[2F03] upon seeing his new, polite, rich family {jac}
[2F06] realizes that the protesters outside his house are bad {jac}
[2F09] accidentally admits to going out to stalk Lenny and Carl {jac}
[2F09] after the Stone of Triumph is attached {jac}
[2F10] Homer-sperm bump heads {jac}
[Top]
[8F02] When he finds money in his wallet {jw}
[8F06] gets the number of the reed off his shoe {as}
[8F06] tries to bluff a win on the scratch and win card {as}
[8F06] when Apu says that he's hired {as}
[8F09] finds out that his shares in the power plant are worth $25; when
he gets his job back {as}
[8F10] a _double_ Woo Hoo after he proposes to Marge {rs2}
[8F13] ``In your face, Strawberry!'' {jac}
[8F13] scoring a home run {jw}
[8F17] thinks he can still win the lottery {as}
[9F06] after Lionel Hutz calls him the greatest hero in America today {jw}
[9F18] when Lisa reminds him that today is Whacking day {jw}
[1F01] ``Woo hoo, I'm rich! Rich, I tell ya!'': bribing CMB for Bobo {jac}
[1F02] ``Woo hoo! I'm a college man!'' {jac}
[1F03] ``Ballet? Woo hoo!'': envisioning bear riding cart {jac}
[1F06] after conversation with brain about $20 {jac}
[1F06] upon realizing they're doomed: Homer was right, Flanders wrong {jac}
[1F08] discovering Kissinger's glasses {jac}
[1F08] taking the $60 Marge won last night {jac}
[1F09] the burglar steals Lisa's sax {as}
[1F10] sees ham for 10 cents {as}
[1F10] gets 10 pounds of frozen shrimps for free {as}
[1F12] hearing Abe's will announcement: ``And to my son Homer --'' {jac}
[1F13] upon winning against Barney for shuttle passenger by default {jac}
[1F14] Bart sells him tickets to wig factory {jac}
[1F16] twice, when Homer wins the employee raffle {jac}
[1F16] upon signing papers to give Burns' fortune to Bart {jac}
[1F20] when he tries to bluff in the poker game {as}
[1F21] gets $350 from Bart for the misuse of his credit card {as}
[2F03] ``Luxury sedan!'' {jac}
[2F08] upon being told he and his family may fly anywhere in the
continental US {jac}
[2F09] after the Stone of Shame is removed {jac}
[2F10] when he realizes he's out of debt {jac}
[2F10] when Barney's uncle gives him a job {jac}
[2F10] when a Homer-sperm breaks through the egg {jac}
[Top]
[TSPG] Start button (The Simpsons pinball game) {as2}
[KEYM] samplers (``Keyboard'' magazine) {ts}
[7G04] marshmallows {jac}
[7G12] chocolate/double chocolate/triple chocolate {jac}
[7F14] macamadamia [sic] nuts (Cookie Colossus store) {jac}
[7F20] horse doovers (at house party) {jac}
[7F22] pancakes (has pancakes for breakfast) {rjc}
[7F23] barbecue (watches the Flanderses' cookout) {rjc}
[7F24] pancakes (has pancakes for breakfast at the asylum) {rjc}
[8F01] money (drools on the money printing press) {rjc}
[8F02] spaghetti (Mr. Burns' head attached) {jac}
[8F02] sprinkles (robohomer) {jac}
[8F04] purple (checking out the donut flavours) {jac}
[8F06] beer (next to king toot's music store) {jac}
[8F06] salty (swipes a beef jerky from the Kwik-E-Mart) {rjc}
[8F09] snouts (seeing SLH's food) {jac}
[8F09] the land of chocolate {as}
[8F11] chocolate (thrice) (Neapolitan ice cream) {rjc}
[8F12] crumbled-up cookie things (imagines ice cream){rjc}
[8F13] donuts (sees donuts being delivered) {rjc}
[8F13] potato chips (imagines chowing down on chips) {rjc}
[8F14] strained peas (tasting Maggie's food) {jac}
[8F17] snouts {as}
[8F22] delicious (snarfing jam straight from the jar) {jac}
[9F01] fattening (eating moon waffle[tm]) {jac}
[9F03] soylent green (as man orders it from counter at movie theater) {cap}
[9F03] burgher (chief justice of the supreme court) {jac}
[9F06] shrimp (after seeing a seafood television commercial) {cap}
[9F08] hog fat (outside rendering plant) {jac}
[9F09] ham (ghostly Homer) {jac}
[9F10] chicken
[9F12] grapefruit (after telling Pepe a story about Bart) {cap}
[9F14] gummy bear (at the Duff Brewery) {cap}
[9F15] organized crime {mp}
[9F17] chocolate (spots a candy machine) {cap}
[9F17] beer
[9F18] beer (sips his Duff) {cap}
[9F19] delicious (after Krusty hits him with a pie) {js}
[1F01] sixty-four slices of American cheese (at kitchen table) {jac}
[1F03] candy (sees vending machine) {jac}
[1F03] convenient (imagining vending machines stuck on his arms) {jac}
[1F03] invisible cola (sees vending machine) {jac}
[1F04] business deal (Burns buys blood bank) {jac}
[1F04] forbidden donut (dreamily, at refrigerator) {jac}
[1F06] apple (from bottom of Bart pit) {cap}
[1F06] hamburgers (smells it) {cap}
[1F06] free goo (Bart and Milhouse are covered with gum) {jac}
[1F07] Marge (while in bed with Marge) {cap}
[1F07] foot-long chilli dog (with Mindy) {jac}
[1F13] mediciney (drinking water from ball-floating test) {jac}
[1F14] sacrilicious (waffle from roof) {jac}
[1F15] caramel (Lisa and Bart stuck to him with tar) {jac}
[1F15] elephant-fresh (bird grooms him) {jac}
[2F33] something (generic) {cap}
[2F10] bowling fresh (sprays bowling shoes) {jac}
[2F10] urinal fresh (puts cakes in urinals) {jac}
[Top]
[7F01] Begs Marge to make dinner for Burns
[7F08] playing minature golf
[7F18] begs Marge to paint Burns looking beautiful {jw}
[8F12] wants Washington to win a football game {jw}
[8F13] hopes to make the baseball team
[8F23] hopes to win Burns' award for ``Outstanding achievement in the
field of excellence.'' {jw}
[1F08] begs the ``Rain Man'' to show him the card counting trick.
[Top]
[9F07] during Mr. Plow commercial {jw}
[Top]
[9F03] When Marge agrees to let him see Lisa's teacher {ddg}
[9F08] while receiving a free Krusty burger. {rs2}
[Top]
[9F18] Dancing over ``Good Homer'' grave {jw}
[9F20] In Marge's trial for shoplifting {jw}
[Top]
[8F01] Who is that book worm, Smithers? {jw}
[1F01] That man who's getting all those laughs, Smithers, who is he? {fry}
[Top]
[8F12] Climbs to the top of Mt. Springfield with her {ddg}
[8F06] Buys her a pony {ddg}
[Top]
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