Homer's Top 10 favourite pastimes

1. Snuggling with my wife.
2. Eating flowers. (D'oh! You didn't hear that!)
3. Letting Santa's Little Helper lick the grease stains off my chest.
4. Juggling two beers at once while guzzling down the third.
5. Strangling the boy.
6. Spending quality time on my favourite bar stool at Moe's.
7. Spending quality time in front of the TV.
8. Buying stuff off the TV.
9. Stealing golf balls from the driving range.
10. Rummaging through the Flanders' trash.

Parody - not to be taken seriously. Dave Hall (davehall@cyberspc.mb.ca)