Top 10 reasons to dress up as Homer for Halloween

1. {Place your favourite reason here}
2. No one knows it's you.
3. An excuse to drink beer.
4. Costume is way better than your Barney from last year.
5. A chance to strangle that spiky haired boy from next door.
6. Boyhood/life long dream.
7. Bonehead Antics.
8. `D'oh!' rants.
9. The free door to door snack treats.
10. Telling all your friends about your cool costume.