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Four Step Guides

How to pass yourself off as a Simpsons Guru:: Cite production codes
Editorialize! Editorialize! Editorialize!
Quote Raymond Chen or Chris Baird
Smugly state Matt Groening once told you to get a life

How to pass yourself off as a Simpsons Critic:

Matt Groening isn't all that funny
The Simpsons is highly overrated
My nephew can make better cartoons
Matt Groening sold out.

How to annoy a Simpsons Guru:

Hey man! You're so cool -- gimmie _all_ your lists.
If you give me all your lists, I promise to thank you in my new book.
I spent hours on your wed site and I still can't find anything on O.J.
Hey man! Where can I get nude pictures of Marge Simpson?
How to pass yourself off as a Simpsons Critic:: Matt Groening isn't all that funny
The Simpsons is highly overrated
My nephew can make better cartoons
Matt Groening sold out.

How to annoy a Simpsons Guru:

Hey man! You're so cool -- gimmie _all_ your lists.
If you give me all your lists, I promise to thank you in my new book.
I spent hours on your wed site and I still can't find anything on O.J.
Hey man! Where can I get nude pictures of Marge Simpson?
How to annoy a Simpsons Guru:: Hey man! You're so cool -- gimmie _all_ your lists.
If you give me all your lists, I promise to thank you in my new book.
I spent hours on your wed site and I still can't find anything on O.J.
Hey man! Where can I get nude pictures of Marge Simpson?