The Simpsons
Cast List
(version 2.3a)

Originally by Chip Page (chip@cs.widener.edu).
Revised & updated by Raymond Chen (raymondc@microsoft.com).
Additional characters by Juha Terho, James Cherry and
Ricardo Lafaurie.

Maintained by Dave Hall (davehall@cyberspc.mb.ca).
(last update December 02/96)

With contributions from: Chris Dent, Dmitri G. Brengauz, Rob Schaller, Clyde, Jacob Stohler, Dave Putro, Matthew Kurth, Dave Berg, Michael Berg, Randy K. Souza, Gary Russel, Andrew Christopher Oishi, Brent Benson, Christopher W. Lee, Bruce Mills, Ricardo Lafaurie, Burton Benenson, Joseph Marriott, Haynes Lee, Benoit Leblond, James Danatzis, Kevin Bowman, Brendyn Jones, Mike Calandra, Joey Warner, Torsten Kracke, Richard Forshaw, Josh Forman, Jason Law and Josh Rothman.

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The Voices

{Curly braces} indicate who provides the voice.

Regular:
{dc} = Dan Castellaneta
{ha} = Hank Azaria
{hs} = Harry Shearer
{jk} = Julie Kavner
{nc} = Nancy Cartwright
{ys} = Yeardley Smith

Guest:
{jah} = Jo Ann Harris
{mr} = Maggie Roswell
{ph2} = Pamela Hayden
{rt} = Russi Taylor
{tm} = Tress MacNeille
Doris Grau
Marcia Wallace

Regular Special Guest:
{ab} = Albert Brooks
{jl} = John Lovitz
{ph} = Phil Hartman
Kelsey Grammer
[Square brackets] indicate which episode the character appeared in.
(Regular characters excluded.)

The Simpsons Household

Homer J. Simpson, the patriarch of the Simpsons family {dc}
38 years old (as of 4F03)
Soc Sec # 568-47-0008
Born in North Carolina.
Safety Inspector at SNPP.
Marjorie "Marge" Simpson nee Bouvier, Homer's loving wife {jk}
34 years old
Bartholemew J. "Bart" Simpson, their eldest child {nc}
Fourth grade.
Knows how to mix drinks (cf. 8F03)
Lisa Simpson, ``Overlooked middle child'' {ys}
Eight years old, second grade.
Maggie Simpson, silent youngest child.
{Gabor Csupo, ys, Elizabeth Taylor, James Earl Jones}
One year old.
Snowball, the Simpsons' cat that was run over.
All Simpsons merchandise is dedicated to the memory of Snowball I.
Snowball 2, the Simpsons' present cat.
Santa's Little Helper (dog #8), the Simpsons' dog. {Frank Welker}
Adopted from the Springfield Downs dog race track.
Princess, Lisa's pony, for a short while. {Frank Welker} [8F06]
Stampy, Bart's elephant, for a short while. [1F15]
Snuffy, Lisa's pet Hamster (died). [7F24]
She's The Fastest (a.k.a. dog #8), the family's new dog, for a short while. [2F18]
Mothered 25 puppies with SLH.

Relatives

Abraham J. "Grampa" Simpson, Homer's father. {dc}
Lives at the Springfield Retirement Castle.
Mona Simpson, Homer's mother. {Glenn Close} [3F06]
On the run for the last 25/27 years.
Other aliases: Mona Stevens, Martha Stewart, Penelope Olsen,
Muddy Mae Suggins
Patty and Selma Bouvier
Marge's older twin sisters. {jk}
Both unmarried, 40 years old.
Referred to as the "Gruesome Twosome" by Homer.
Patty does not part her hair.
Selma does part her hair.
Patty wears necklace with round beads.
Selma wears necklace with oval beads.
Patty has no interest in men.
Selma remains on the prowl.
Selma was briefly married to both Sideshow Bob and later Troy McClure.
Jub Jub, Selma's pet iguana. [9F11]
Grandma Jackie Bouvier, Marge's mother. {jk}
Very disappointed in Marge.
Has a Marge-style hairdo.
Grampa Bouvier, Marge's father. {hs?}
Died in a freak roller coaster accident.
Professional baby photographer after leaving the Navy.
Flight attendant. [2F08]
Herbert Powell, Homer's half brother. {Danny DeVito} [7F16]
Was sent to Shelbyville Orphanage after he was born.
Makes baby translator [8F23]
Cousin Frank, Homer's cousin. Later Cousin Francene, then joined
a cult and became Mother Shabooboo. [9F08]
Gladys Bouvier, aunt to Marge, Patty and Selma. {jk}
Past away. [9F11]
Uncle Arthur, it took 75 federal marshalls to bring him down. [1F19]

Springfield Nuclear Power Plant (SNPP)

Charles Montgomery "Monty" Burns, the boss. {hs}
81 years old [7F02].
104 years old [2F16].
Waylon (J.) Smithers, Mr. Burns' sycophantic side-kick. {hs}
(Some sources give "Wayland" as first name.)
Lenny, nasal-voiced co-worker. {hs}
Karl (Carl), handsome black co-worker. {ha}
Ms. Finch, ``Not a man'' [7F15]
Charlie, spectacled, wears a lab coat.
Joey Security personnel and local goon.
Chruser and Lowblow, hired goons.
Eugene Fisk, Homer's assistant turned supervisor. [7G10]
Karl, Homer's secretary. {Harvey Fierstein} [7F02]
Smilin' Joe Fission, character in SNPP's public relations films.
Rodney and Roderick, fuel rods in SNPP's public relations films.
Blinky, 3-eyed fish from a river near the plant. [7G03, 7F01]
The Gammels, Burns' favourite family [7F05]
Aristotle Amodopoulos, owner of the Shelbyville NPP. {jl} [8F04, 8F13]
Hans, Fritz, Horst, temporally SNPP owners from Germany. [8F09]
Jack Marley, co-worker in sector 7-G. [9F05]
Retirement.
Tibor, Homer's scapegoat for his accidents at SNPP. [9F05]
Gummy Joe, fellow co-worker. [9F15]
Queenie the Chicken, Homer's temporally replacement. [9F21]
Bernie, one of SNPP's less bright employees. [1F02]
Mindy Simmons, Homer's co-worker. {Michelle Pfeiffer} [1F07]
Zutroy, temporally employee. {dc} [1F07]
Stuart, employed duck. [1F07]
Inanimate carbon rod, beats out Homer for `Employee of the Month' award
and was Time magazine's `Man of the Year' [1F13]
Guillermo, fellow co-worker. [2F16]
Pops Freshemeyer, fellow co-worker. [3F10]

Springfield Elementary School

Seymour ``Spanky'' Skinner, Principal of Springfield Elementary School. {hs}
Rumoured to wear a toupee.
Was previously principal of Springfield High School.
Served in Vietnam.
Mrs. Edna Krabappel Pronounced /kruh BOP ul/
Bart's fourth grade teacher. {Marcia Wallace}
Separated from her husband.
Has attempted to seduce
  • Mr. Bergstrom
  • Homer (!)
  • Joey from Aerosmith
    Has had affairs with
  • the Master Chef at the Happy Sumo
  • Jose Canseco (almost)
    Has lusted after
  • Gordie Howe.
    • Miss. Elizabeth Hoover, Lisa's second grade teacher. {mr}
    In some episodes, Miss Hoover is Mrs Hoover.
    Mr. Schindler, art teacher. [7F18]
    Mr. Bergstrom, substitute teacher for Mrs. Hoover.
    {Dustin Hoffman, a.k.a. Sam Etic} [7F19]
    Since transferred elsewhere.
    Mr. Dewey Largo, bandleader and Lisa's music teacher. {hs}
    Otto Mann, the school bus driver. {hs}
    Also a bloodletting tech-dude. [7F22]
    J. Loren Pryor, school district psychiatrist. {hs}
    Mr. Glascock, former teacher. [8F15]
    Coach Fortner, alcoholic. [8F16]
    Groundskeeper Willy, keeper of the school's award-winning play field. {dc}
    Made millions in software, but lost it at the track.
    Father hung for stealing a pig. [9F13]
    Lunchlady Doris, school cook. {Doris Grau}
    Chalmers, school superintendent. {ha}
    Leopold, school superintendent(?).
    The ballet teacher {Susan Sarandon}. [2F14]

    Other Schools

    Ms. Mellon, Bart's learning co-ordinator at gifted school. [7G02]
    Professor Lombardo, Art teacher at Springfield Community College. {jl} [7F18]
    Bobby Peterson, Dean at Springfield University [1F02]

    Bart's Classmates and Friends/Enemies

    Milhouse Van Houten, Bart's spit brother and best friend {ph2?}
    Blue hair, big nose and glasses.
    Not very bright.
    We've also met his parents, whom Milhouse obviously
    takes after.
    Martin Prince, brainy class president. {rt}
    Wendell Borton, grey with curly hair, gets sick on school bus trips a lot. Also in the band.
    Sherry and Terry, purple-haired twins.
    Their father works at SNPP.
    Smart and like to tease Bart. {rt}
    Nelson Muntz, a bully. {nc}
    Lewis, black
    Richard, yellow with stylish grey hair
    The ``usual gang'' consists of Bart, Milhouse, Lewis and Richard.
    Ethan Foley, student at ELCfGC who talks in palindromes.
    (``O Memsahib, Bart. Rabbi has memo.'')
    Sidney Swift, student at ELCfGC who speaks backwards phonetically
    (``Trabing norm doog!'')
    Cecile Shapiro, student at ELCfGC experimenting on hamsters
    The worst kids in town:
  • Jimbo "Corky" Jones, the tall one. {ph2}
  • Kearney, the pudgy one. {nc}
  • Dolph, the short one.
    Grim Reaper, Bart's imaginary friend. {hs} [8F20]
    Samantha Stanky, came between Bart and Milhouse {Kimmy Robertson} [8F22]
    Ezekiel and Ishmael, prayed for the souls of Bart's classmates. [8F22]
    Arthur, Bart's fireworks victim. [9F03]
    Warren, Junior Camper. [1F06]
    Shelby, Bart's Shelbyville counterpart. {nc} [2F22]
    Dooley, fellow classmate. [3F01]

    • Lisa's Classmates, Friends/Enemies

    Janey Hagstrom, black classmate, tall thin head, protruding upper lip
    Arguably Lisa's best friend.
    Can touch her nose with her tongue.
    Ralph Wiggum, stringy haired classmate. {nc}
    Eats paste.
    Chuck, blonde classmate who can invert his eyelids.
    Wanda, girl whose future husband will be a janitor. [8F08]
    "Bleeding Gums" Murphy, Blues sax player. {Ron Taylor}
    Past away in 2F32.
    Ralph, works at Springfield Public Library. [7F08]
    Rex, fellow classmate and dramatic actor. [9F13,1F22]
    Quiggly, cross-eyed student. [9F15]
    Uter, foreign exchange student. {rt}
    Anya, Lisa's pen-pal. [9F22]
    Celeste, her talking Stacey doll says, "My spidey sense is tingling --
    anybody call for a web-slinger?" [1F12]
    Allison Taylor, new classmate. {Winona Ryder} [1F17]
    brainy, plays sax.
    Sara, school billy. [1F17]
    Lisa's fellow members in `Super friends' [2F11]
  • Ham
  • Email
  • Cosine
  • Report Card
  • Database
    Langdon Alger, Lisa's secret crush, for a short while. [3F17]
    Very quiet and enjoys puzzles.
    Lisa's imaginary friends [3F22]
  • Pippi Longstockings
  • Eustace B. Tilley
  • Alice of Wonderland
  • The Mad Hatter
    Erin, Lisa's new friend {Christina Ricci} [3F22]
    Lisa's other new friends [3F22]
  • Ben
  • Dean
  • Rick

    • Homer's Friends

    Barney Gumble, bachelor slob. {dc}
    Larry, bar denizen.
    Sam, bar denizen.
    Gary, Doug, Benjamin, Homer's Nerd tutors. [1F02]

    Grampa's Friends

    Jasper, white-bearded inmate at the Retirement Castle. {hs}
    Also likes to complain.
    Herman, one-armed owner of a military antiques store. {hs}
    Beatrice ``Bea'' Simmons, Grampa's girlfriend who died and left him $106,000.
    {Audrey Meadows} [7F17]
    Mrs. Spencer, woman whose family didn't forget her at Thanksgiving. [7F07]
    Crazy old man, fellow inmate at the Retirement Castle. {dc}
    Wanted to be Bart's Grampa.
    Malloy, the Springfield Cat Burglar. {Sam Neill} [1F09]

    The Neighbors

    Ned Flanders, Homer's next-door neighbor. {hs}
    Son of beatniks. [1F18]
    Maude Flanders, his wife. {mr}
    Todd Flanders, his miniature-golf-playing son. {nc}
    Plays violin. [7F06]
    Rod Flanders, his other son.
    Grandma Flanders, had trouble with her psalms. [9F08]
    Sylvia Winfield, elderly woman whose pool Santa's Little Helper
    likes to frolic in. {mr} [7F14]
    Move to Florida with her husband. [9F06]
    Mrs. Glick, Elderly shut-in whom Bart did chores for. {Cloris Leachman} [7F21]
    Asa, Mrs. Glick's dead brother. [7F21]
    Hans Moleman, hapless driver with walking cane and eyeglasses. {dc}
    Mr. Stanky, Samantha's overly protective father. [8F22]
    Jamshed, Sanjay's son. [9F01]
    Pahusacheta, Sanjay's daughter. [9F02]
    Ruth Powers, new neighbor. {Pamela Reed}
    Laura Powers, Ruth's 15-year-old daughter. {Sara Gilbert}
    Love interest for Bart.
    Abigail, Bart's former baby-sitter. [9F06]
    Abby, looks after Abigail, now. [9F06]
    Mr. Muntz, Nelson's Dad. {ph} [9F12]
    Kirk Van Houten, Milhouse's Dad. {ha}
    Luann Van Houten, Milhouse's Mother.
    Mrs. Wiggum, Chief Wiggum's wife. {ph2}
    Agnes, Skinner's mother. {tm}
    Overly possessive.
    Baby with the one eyebrow, Maggie's nemesis. [1F18,1F21]
    Mr. Taylor, Allison Taylor's father. [1F17]
    Jessica Lovejoy, the Lovejoys daughter. {Meryl Streep} [2F04]
    Expelled from boarding school.
    Bart's short-lived love interest.
    Cletus (a.k.a. The slack-jawed yoke), a bad parent. {ha}
    Brandine, Cletus' better half. [3F11,3F18]
    Mrs. Burns, Burns' 122 year old mother. [3F14]
    Has limited capacities.
    All she can do is dial and yell.
    Emma, Bumblebee Man's better half. [3F18]

    Springfield Civil Servants

    Jebediah Obadiah Zachariah Jedediah Springfield, Town founder. {hs}
    Chief "Clancy" Wiggum Police chief. {ha}
    Consistently wears his badge on the wrong side of his chest.
    Diamond Joe Quimby, Town Mayor. {dc}
    Designator of Springfield's "SNOW DAY".
    Gave opening speech at comic book convention.
    Inaugurated Springfield nuclear warning sign.
    Announced renaming of Michael Jackson Expressway.
    Dropped starting flag at soap box derby.
    Proclaimed 11 Nov as Flaming Moe's Day.
    Sang in `We're Sending Our Love Down the Well'.
    Roxie, Mayor Quimby's secretary. (mentioned) [9F02]
    Judge Multon, judge at Bart vs. Mr. Burns trial. [7F10]
    Mrs. Norton, Springfield Public Library librarian. [7F08]
    Eddie and Lou, two of Springfield's finest.
    Bobo, their tracking dog. [7G04]
    The femail-man, the Mail Lady [7G10,7F22]
    Judge Snyder, judge at Marge vs. Kwik-E-Mart. Lionel Hutz ran over his son. [9F20]
    Agent Goodman, City of Springfield's Dept. of Child Welfare. {ha} [3F01]
    Telephone Operator {Joan Kenley} [3F01,3F05]
    Hollis Hurlbut, curator of the Springfield Historical Society. [3F13]
    {Donald Sutherland}

    Other Civil Servants

    Mary Bailey, Governor that ran against Mr. Burns. {mr} [7F01]
    Bob Arnold, corrupt politician [8F01]
    Jerry, lobbyist who bribes Congressman Arnold [8F01]
    Evan Conover, with the US State Department. {ph} [2F13]
    Joe Friday, FBI's finest. {hs} [3F06]
    Bill Gannon, FBI's finest. {Harry Morgan} [3F06]
    Colonel Hapablap, colonel on U. S. Air Force base. {R. Lee Ermey} [3F08]
    The Amendment {Jack Sheldon} [3F16]
    George and Barbara Bush [8F01,3F09]
    Bill & Hillary Clinton [9F13]
    Richard Nixon [1F02]
    Jimmy Carter [1F02]
    Henry Kissinger [1F08]
    Gerald Ford [3F09]

    Children's Television

    Krusty the Klown, a.k.a. Herschel Krustofsky {dc}
    Host of the very commercial `Krusty the Clown Show'.
    Promotes pork products.
    Bart's hero.
    Sideshow Bob, a.k.a. Robert Underdunk Terwilliger {Kelsey Grammer}
    Krusty's sidekick until he tried to frame Krusty.
    Did not speak on the show (while Krusty was in charge)
    After being released from jail, married Selma,
    then tried to murder her.
    Back in jail.
    Sideshow Mel, a.k.a. Melvin Van Horne {dc}
    Krusty the Clown's new sidekick.
    Does not speak on air, but rather uses a horn.
    Sang in `We're Sending Our Love Down the Well'.
    Corporal Punishment Maintains order in the studio.
    Gina Ballerina, another regular.
    Miss Lois Pennycandy, Krusty's executive assistant.
    Mr. Teeny, Krusty's cigar-smoking chimp.
    Bill, Krusty's Accountant. [2F12]
    Krusty Burglar, midget from Estonia. {dc} [1F16,2F12,2F17]
    Fuzzy Bunny, cartoon rabbit. [8F22]
    Star of ``Fuzzy Bunny's Guide To You-Know-What''
    Fluffy Bunny, Fuzzy Bunny's love interest. [8F22]
    Sideshow Rahem, former sidekick. [9F13]
    Sideshow Luke Perry, Krusty's worthless half-brother. {Luke Perry} [9F19]
    Gabbo, talking puppet. {dc}
    The competition. [9F19]
    Arthur Crandall, Gabbo's ventriloquist. [9F19]
    Worker and Parasite, Eastern Europe's favorite cat and mouse team. [9F19]
    Former characters from the short-lived "Itchy & Scratchy and Friends Hour" [2F01]
  • Disgruntled Goat
  • Uncle Ant
  • Ku Klux Klam
    Ms. No-Means-No, Krusty's new, court ordered sidekick. [2F32]
    Itchy and Scratchy, violent mouse and cat cartoon on Krusty's show.
    Roger Myers, President of Itchy and Scratchy, Intl. {Alex Rocco}
    Ms. White, Roger Meyers' secretary
    I&S writers in 9F16
  • Al Jean
  • Jeff Martin
  • George Meyer
  • Mike Reiss
  • Sam Simon
  • John Swartzwelder
  • Jon Vitti
    Chester J. Lampwick Creator of Itchy. {Kirk Douglas} [3F16]
    The Happy Little Elves
    Yendor, Bubbles, Doofy, Moldy and Chilly, the elf that cannot love.

    • The Media

    Phil, local newscaster [mg34]
    Bill Pie ``In the Sky'', KBBL traffic reporter {dc} [7G01]
    Kent Brockman, emmy-winning newsman for Channel 6. {hs}
    Hosts `Smartline', a nightly news/interview show.
    Scott Christian, Brockman's colleague, host of `Laugh and a Half'. {dc}
    Dave Glass, sportscaster for the Springfield Isotopes. {hs} [7F05]
    Dave Shutton, investigative reporter. {hs} [7F01, 8F11]
    Chick Hearn, sportscaster for the L. A. Lakers. {himself} [8F04]
    Arnie Pye, KBBL traffic reporter {dc}
    Bill and Marty, music DJs at KBBL {hs,ha}
    Keith Jackson, play-by-play announcer.
    Brad Goodman, a `self-help' book author. {ab} [1F05]
    Jim Wallace, reporter for The Associated Press. {hs} [1F13]
    Toby Hunter, reporter for The Minneapolis Star. {mr} [1F13]
    Birge Barlow, Rush Limbaugh knockoff. [2F02]
    Matt Groening, cartoonist, creator of The Simpsons. [9F16,1F19,3F31]
    James L. Brooks, film/television producer. [3F31]
    Sam Simon, writer/producer. [3F31]

    Religion

    Rev. Timothy Lovejoy Pastor of the First Church of Springfield. {hs}
    Panellist on `Gabbing about God', a radio show.
    Helen Lovejoy, his wife. {mr}
    Miss Albright, Sunday School teacher. {tm?}
    Mrs. Feesh, organ player. [1F05]
    Voice of Heaven, {ph} [7F10]
    Moses, {ph} [7F13]
    Rabbi Hyman Krustofsky Krusty's once-estranged father. {Jackie Mason} [8F05]
    Panellist on `Gabbing about God', a radio show.
    Monsignor Kenneth Daly, panellist on `Gabbing about God', a radio show. [8F05]
    God, the Almighty. {hs} [9F01,2F31]
    Satan, the devil himself. {hs}

    Television/Movie Personalities

    Troy McClure, Former actor {ph}
    now host of `I Can't Believe They Invented It',
    a program-length advertisement.
    Starring in `Handle with Care'.
    Did promotional film for The Chocolate Factory
    and video for Rancho Relaxo.
    Dolores Montenegro, Troy McClure's co-star in "Preacher With A Shovel" [8F01]
    and "Calling All Quakers" [8F14]
    Watson and Dreaderick Tatum [7F13]
    the champion and challenger in the
    Bout to Knock the Other Guy Out.
    (Tatum wins by TKO.)
    Tatum is originally from Springfield.
    Buddy Hodges, actor who portrayed `Fallout Boy' in the `Radioactive Man' comics. [7F21]
    Johnny Carson and Ed McMahon
    McBain, hero of a series of high-violence movies {hs}
    (In real life Rainier Wolfcastle)
    Skowie, McBain's sidekick.
    Senator Mendoza, the evil villain.
    Obergruppenfuehrer Wolfcastle, McBain's announcer for ``Up Late with McBain''. [9F22]
    Bumblebee Man, the Spanish/Mexican bee guy. {dc}
    First name is Pedro. [3F10]
    Kyle Darren, age 34, plays teenager on Springfield Heights 90201. [9F10]
    Corey Masterson, star of School of Hard Knockers [1F02]
    Nerdlinger, Corey's nerdy sidekick [1F02]
    Dean Bitterman, Corey's nemesis [1F02]
    Edward, star of public television show `Edward the Penitent'. [1F03]
    MacGarnicle, hero of a cop show. [1F05]
    Godfrey Jones, trash tabloid TV host. {hs} [2F06]
    Wife cheats on him.
    MacArthur Parker, Troy McClure's agent. {Jeff Goldblum} [3F15]

    Local Businessmen

    Rubber Baby Buggy Bumper Babysitting Service receptionist {June Foray} [7G01]
    Tattoo Guy, [7G08]
    Moe, proprietor of Moe's Tavern. {ha}
    Saved Jerry and his wife's lives [8F06]
    Last name is Szyslak.
    Bernard, Flaming Moe's bouncer. {hs} [8F08]
    usher at media circus for Timmy O'Toole. [8F11]
    Apu Nahasapeemapetilon, the Kwik-E-Mart clerk. {ha}
    Sanjay, Apu's violence-deploring brother.
    Snake, professional hold-up artist. {ha}
    Mr. Chupo, owner and proprietor of Chupo's Candy Store [mg34]
    Dr. Julius Hibbert, Simpsons' family doctor. {hs}
    Graduated from Johns Hopkins University.
    May have a twin brother that is the director at
    the Shelbyville Orphanage.
    Lionel Hutz, Bart's attorney when he was hit by Mr. Burns. {ph}
    He has a card that turns into a sponge in water.
    Also a pen that looks like a cigar.
    Executor of Bea Simmons' estate.
    Consulted about copyrighting the Flaming Moe.
    Defended Bart against murder charges.
    Executor of Gladys Bouvier' estate.
    Della, Hutz's secretary. {Doris Grau} [7F10]
    Dr. Nick Riviera, shifty doctor. {ha}
    Affiliate of Lionel Hutz.
    Invented candy that claims to clean & straighten teeth.
    Invented `Spiffy!', an all-purpose cleaner.
    Invents a sun tan lotion that is also a laxative.
    Dr. Marvin Monroe, Psychiatrist at the Family Therapy Center {hs}
    (1-800-555-HUGS)
    Host of a radio call-in therapy show. (555-PAIN)
    Past away sometime before the start of 7th season.
    Dr. Wolfe, Springfield's dentist. [9F15]
    Professor John Frink {ha}
    man who hoped his death ray would win Grampa's money
    technical advisor during nuclear scare
    tried to analyse Flaming Moe for secret ingredient
    had plan to rescue Timmy O'Toole
    created a computer to pick football games
    created a radio-controlled airplane for babies
    invented a robot bear for Burns
    technical advisor to Itchy & Scratchy Land
    invented the Super Sour ball
    Cowboy Bob, salesman at Bob's RV ROUND-UP. {ab} [7G09]
    Jacques, good bowler at Barney's Bowl-A-Rama. {ab} [7G11]
    Made the moves on Marge.
    Jake, Barber, owner of Jake's Unisex Hair Palace
    Akira, waiter at the Happy Sumo. {George Takei} [7F11]
    Master, the Master Chef at the Happy Sumo {Joey Miyashima} [7F11]
    Richie Sakai, singing customer at the Happy Sumo.
    Miss Emily Winthrop, Barbara Woodhouse-like trainer at the Emily Winthrop Canine College {Tracey Ullman} [7F14]
    Princess Kashmir, Exotic dancer.
    (April Flowers, in real life Shawna Tiften)
    Apu's girlfriend. [8F06]
    Comic Book Guy, Owner of Android's Dungeon & Baseball Card Shop. {ha}
    Received his bachelor's in Folklore and Mythology.
    Akira, Instructor at martial arts school. [7F23]
    Chuck Ellis, Bill collector for Springfield Collection Agency [7F23]
    Fat Tony, Mobster {Joe Mantegna} [8F03,2F12,3F15]
    Legs and Louie, Fat Tony's boys. [8F03,2F12]
    Jack Larson, President of Laramie Cigarettes. {hs}
    Princess Opal, Psychic.
    Yiddle, owner of Yiddle's Jokes, on the Lower East Side [8F05]
    Jerry, Proprietor of King Toot's Music Store, the music store next to Moe's Tavern. [8F06]
    Dave and Dave, Jr., father and son at the Nat'l Fatherhood Institute [8F07]
    Waitress, Moe's temporally waitress {Catherine O'Hara} [8F08]
    Harv Bannister, representative from Tipsy McStagger's Good-Time
    Drinking and Eating Emporium [8F08]
    Wall E. Weasel, mascot for kiddie entertainment center. [8F11]
    Senior Beaverotti, Wall E. Weasel's mechanical sidekick. [8F11]
    Marco, he'll be your waiter. [8F12]
    Nick, owner of a bowling supply shop. [8F14]
    Nick, owner of another bowling supply shop. [8F14]
    Ted Carpenter, rep from the Twirl King Yo-Yo Company. [8F16]
    Twirl King Yo-Yo demonstrators. [8F16]
  • Mr. Amazing
  • Sparkle
  • Zero-Gravity
  • The Cobra
    Veterinarian Surgeon, operated on SLH's twisted stomach. {ha} [8F17,9F17]
    Mr. Takahashi, Calligraphy class teacher. (mentioned) [8F18]
    Surly Joe, owner of `Surly Joe Foundation Repair' [9F05]
    Your "The only foundation repair in town."
    Captain McAllister, a.k.a. The Old Sea Captain
    Owner and proprietor of The Frying Dutchman. {hs}
    First name is Horatio.
    Two guys from Kabul, Afghan restaurant owners. [9F06]
    Crazy Vlaclav, owner of Place of Automobiles. [9F07]
    Mr. Johansson, owner of Gulp 'N' Blow. [9F19]
    Nigel, theatrical agent. [9F21]
    Mr. Peterson, owner of a Krusty Burger. [1F12]
    Luigi, Italian restaurant owner. {ha} [1F18,1F21]
    Salvadore, Luigi's kitchen assistant.
    Dr. Zweig, Marge's psychiatrist. {Anne Bancroft} [2F08]
    Al Gumble, owner of Barney's Bowl-A-Rama. [2F10,3F10]
    Barney's Uncle.
    Joey, sickly shoe-shine boy at Barney's Bowl-a-Rama. [2F10]
    Don Vittorio DiMaggio, Head Mobster {dc} [2F12,3F01]
    Don Brodka, store detective from Try-N-Save security. {Lawrence Tierney} [3F07]
    Handsome Pete, will dance for nickels. [3F12]
    Generic pimple-faced teenagers, who works at various jobs. {ha}

    • Music

    Aerosmith, themselves [8F08]
    Sting, himself [8F11]
    Terry Cashman, himself [8F13]
    Spinal Tap, themselves {Christopher Guest, Michael McKean, hs}
    Barry White, himself (was Bart & Lisa's snake charmer) [9F18]
    Red Hot Chili Peppers, themselves [9F19]
    The Ramones, themselves [1F01]
    James Brown, himself [1F05]
    Tito Puenta, himself [2F16,2F20]
    Paul & Linda McCartney, themselves [3F03]
    Paul Anka, himself [3F04]
    Cypress Hill, themselves [3F21]
    Peter Frampton, himself [3F21]
    The Smashing Pumpkins, themselves [3F21]
    Sonic Youth, themselves [3F21]

    Sports

    Antoine Tex Ohara, owner of the Springfield Isotopes [7F05]
    Dan Horde, Baseball announcer at the `employees and spouse
    and no more than three children' night. {Ken Levine}
    In real life -- was one of the writers on the show.
    Flash Bailey, player on the Isotopes. [7F05]
    Dave Rosenfield, owner of the major league baseball team. [7F05]
    Capital City Goofball, Capital City's mascot. {Tom Poston} [7F05]
    "Just squeeze the weeze."
    Chick Hearn, Los Angeles Laker announcer [8F04]
    Bret Gunsilman, Football Sportscaster {hs} [8F12]
    Smooth Jimmy Apollo, Football Sportscaster who makes predictions {ph} [8F12]
    Ringers on Monty Burns' nuclear power plant softball team [8F13]
  • Steve Sax
  • Wade Boggs
  • Don Mattingly
  • Jose Canseco
  • Darryl Strawberry
  • Ken Griffey, Jr.
  • Mike Scoscia
  • Ozzie Smith
  • Roger Clemens
    Magic Johnson, himself. [8F04]
    Joe Frazier, himself. [8F23]
    Brian Bartlett Starr, former Green Bay football player. [9F12]
    Gerry Cooney, himself. [1F08]
    Stan Taylor, football player for the Springfield Atoms. [1F14]
    Johnny Unitas, himself. [2F12]

    • Blasts from the Past

    Artie Ziff, Marge's Sr. Prom date. {jl} [7F12, 9F16]
    Estelle, wouldn't go out with Barney. [7F12]
    Mr. Harlan Dondelinger, Homer's high school principal his senior year. (1974)
    [7F12,9F16]
    Mrs. Blumenstein, teacher who runs the debate team. [7F12]
    Mr. Sikorsky, Shop teacher. [7F12]
    Mr. Schindler, Marge's art teacher. [7F18]
    Homer Glumplich, {ha} [2F09]
    Evelyn, Marge's former high school acquaintance. [3F11]

    Famous People

    Tony Bennett, himself [7F05]
    Larry King, himself [7F11,2F02]
    Ringo Starr, himself [7F18]
    Leon Kompowski, the man who thought he was Michael Jackson [7F24]
    Neil Patrick Harris, himself (as Bart Simpson) [8F03]
    Steve Allen, Bart Simpson's electronically altered voice [8F15], himself [2F32]
    Bob Hope, himself [9F02]
    Tom Jones, himself [9F05]
    Linda Ronstadt, herself [9F07]
    Adam West, himself [9F07]
    Leonard Nimoy, himself [9F10]
    Dr. Joyce Brothers, herself [9F15]
    Brooke Shields, herself [9F16]
    Bette Midler, herself [9F19]
    Johnny Carson, himself [9F19]
    Hugh Hefner, himself [9F19]
    Elizabeth Taylor, Maggie's voice [9F08], herself [9F19]
    David Crosby, himself [9F20,9F21]
    Lionel Hutz's AA sponsor and Barney's hero.
    George Harrison, himself [9F21]
    Ernest Borgnine, himself [1F06]
    Gerry Cooney, himself [1F08]
    Robert Goulet, himself [1F08]
    James Woods, himself [1F10]
    Conan O'Brien, himself [1F11]
    Buzz Aldrin, himself [1F13]
    James Taylor, himself [1F13]
    Dr. Demento, himself [2F02]
    Dennis Franz, himself (as Homer Simpson) [2F06]
    The gang at ``Cheers'' [2F08]
  • Ted Danson
  • Woody Harrelson
  • Rhea Perlman
  • John Ratzenberger
  • George Wendt
    Dick Cavett, himself [2F12]
    Mel Brooks, himself [2F14]
    Mickey Rooney, himself [2F17]
    Tom Kite, himself [3F11]
    Bob Newhart, himself [3F12]
    Suzanne Somers, herself [3F16]

    • Miscellaneous Characters

    Lucille Botzcowski (Miss Botz), the Baby-sitter From Hell {Penny Marshall} [7G01]
    Howie, video boxing champ [7G06]
    This kid made Homer bark like a dog.
    Daria, Barney's female companion. [7G08]
    Brittany, young girl celebrating her birthday on Krusty the Clown Show. [7G12]
    Cesar and Ugolin, bad French wine makers. [7G13]
    Maurice, their donkey. [7G13]
    Adil Hoxha, foreign exchange student from Tirana, Albania. [7G13]
    Kang and Kodos, two aliens from Rigel 4.
    Serak the Preparer, ship's cook. {James Earl Jones} [7F04]

    In order to pronounce the fourth alien's name correctly, you have to pull out your tongue.

    Rasputin the Friendly Russian, wrestler, formerly The Mad Russian [7F06]
    Werner von Brawn, Wrestler [7F06]
    Truck-o-Saurus, 20 tons and 4 stories of car crushing, fire breathing,
    prehistoric insanity (at Springfield Speedway). [7F06]
    Captain Lance Murdock, professional daredevil, inspired Bart. {dc}
    John and Gloria, Couple at Rev. Lovejoy's marriage retreat. [7F20,8F13]
    Gloria {jk}
    General Sherman, catfish at Catfish Lake [7F20]
    Dr. Crab, Radioactive Man's Arch-villain [7F20]
    Ozbado, Mr. Burns' jai alai opponent. [7F22]
    Mr. Roman, ghost writer for Burns' story about his brush with death. [7F22]
    Floyd, Homer's fellow patient at the New Bedlam Rest Home. [7F24]
    Chief, Homer's fellow patient at the New Bedlam Rest Home. [7F24]
    Brad Fletcher, senate page. [8F01]
    Wilson DeFarge, perennial third-party candidate. [8F01]
    Faith Crowley, patriotism editor of Reading Digest magazine [8F01]
    Trong Van Din and Maria Diminguez
    finalists in the essay-writing contest [8F01]
    Ronnie Beck, three-time soapbox derby winner and Bart's hero [8F07]
    Hugh Jass, nice middle-aged man. [8F08]
    Mr. Big Nose, likes to punch people. [8F14,9F07,9F21]
    Gregory, the masseur at Rancho Relaxo. [8F14]
    Mr. Bartone, gangster Bart squeals on in his dream. [8F15]
    Roweena, skin care consultant. [8F18]
    William F. George, syndicated columnist. [8F18]
    Mr. Boswell, author of those worst-dressed lists. [8F18]
    Debra Jo Smallwood, Miss American Girl. [8F18]
    Made rude remarks at the United Nations.
    Lewelyn Sinclair, musical director. {jl} [8F18]
    Ms. Sinclair, runs the Ayn Rand School for Tots {jl} [8F18]
    Yodelin' Zeke, musical performer at The Beer -N- Brawl tavern. [8F19]
    Lurleen Lumpkin, country singer {Beverly D'Angelo, Doris Grau} [8F19]
    Cutter and Icepick, Sideshow Bob's convict friends [8F20]
    The Swamp Hag, Radioactive Man's Arch-villain [8F22]
    Amber Dempsey, Little Miss Springfield. [9F02]
    Had eyelash implants done in Paraguay.
    Fred, Dr. Riviera's Lobotomy patient. [9F09]
    Andre, Selma's ideal man for Marge. [9F09]
    Mr. McGregory, man with a leg for an arm and vice versa. [9F09]
    Dr. Riviera's former patient.
    Lyle Lanley, Con Artist. {ph} [9F10]
    Sebastian Cobb, Lanley's monorail builder for North Haverbrook. [9F10]
    Bitey, Homer's pet opossum on the Monorail [9F10]
    Mitch and Jim, teenagers who work at Duff Gardens. [9F11]
    Tipsy, Queasy, Surly, and Remorseful (part of The Seven Duffs) [9F11]
    Tom, Bart's bigger brother. {ph} [9F12]
    Pepe, Homer's little brother. {tm} [9F12]
    Phil, Duff Brewery quality control. [9F14],
    a Friend of Barney's.
    Mrs. Phillips, wife of husband who's `D.W.I'. [9F14]
    Dr. Hillbilly, wrestler. [9F15]
    Iron Yuppie, wrestler. [9F15]
    Adolf Hitler, [9F18], {hs} [2F13,3F19]
    Phillips, convict who killed husband with a screwdriver [9F20]
    ``Tattoo'' Annie, Marge's fellow convict. [9F20]
    The Human Fly, media seeker. [9F21]
    Sir Oinksalot, Springfield A&M mascot pig [1F02]
    ``Jury of the Damned'' in 1F04
  • Benedict Arnold
  • Lizzie Borden
  • Richard Nixon
  • John Wilkes Booth
  • Blackbeard
  • John Dillinger
  • 1976 Philadelphia Flyers
    Joey JoJo (Jr. Shabadoo), Bar denizen who didn't like his name. [1F07]
    Colonel Klink, Homer's guardian angel {Werner Klemperer} [1F07]
    Sir Isaac Newton, Homer's guardian angel's first incarnation. [1F07]
    Stacy Lavelle, creator of Malibu Stacy {Kathleen Turner} [1F12]
    Previous husbands included Ken, GI Joe and Steve Austin.
    Race Banyon, NASA astronaut. [1F13]
    Mr. Blackheart, Ivory bone dealer. [1F15]
    Freddy Quimby, Mayor Quimby's spoiled nephew. {dc} [1F19]
    Dropped out of the forth grade.
    Mrs. McFierly, keeps a compost heap on her front porch. [2F02]
    Mr. Peabody & Sherman, Homer's acquaintance in time travelling. [2F03]
    Sarah (Plain and Tall), neighbor girl who gets no attention. [2F04]
    Ashley Grant, University grad student. {mr} [2F06]
    Part-time baby-sitter.
    Guy Incognito, Homer's look-a-like. {dc} [2F08]
    Was beaten up for simply wanting a drink.
    Number One, Stonecutter head member. {Patrick Stewart} [2F09]
    Warren, observatory staffer. [1F11]
    Jerry, City Hall staffer. [2F11]
    Hugh, Lisa's "future" fiancee. {Mandy Patinkin} [2F15]
    Dr. Colossus, Super Villain [2F20]
    Jay Sherman, Film Critic. {jl} [2F31]
    Senor Spielbergo, Steven Spielberg's non-union Mexican equivalent.[2F31]
    Hired to make Burns' film biography.
    Blind Willy Witherspoon, B.G. Murphy's mentor. [2F32]
    Played an umbrella for thirty years.
    Shoshanna, Snake's girlfriend. [3F02]
    Disco Stu, doesn't advertise. {dc} [3F09]
    Society highbrows [3F11]
  • Karin
  • Gillian
  • Elyzabeth
  • Patricia
  • Rauberta
  • Susan
    Wadlow, very tall. [3F18]
    Crystal, Otto's girlfriend. [3F23]
    Larry Burns, Burns' illegitimate son. {Rodney Dangerfield} [4F05]
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