The Simpsons and Butt Jokes

``Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!'' - Homer

Compiled by Rick Diamant (diamantr@ext.missouri.edu), and
Dave Hall (davehall@cyberspc.mb.ca)

The Family Butt

[7G02] Bart ran around the house, buck naked
[7G10] Lisa caught Bart trying to take a picture of his butt
[7F02] Karl patted Homer on the butt
[7F03] Bart slept with his butt sticking up in the air
[7F11] Bart pulled his shorts down and lied on Homer's lap for a spanking
[7F12] Homer mooned for rebuttal
[8F09] Bart kicked Homer's partially exposed butt
[8F14] you can see the outline of Homer's butt in the bed sheets
[8F15] Bart took a picture of his butt in mirror
[9F03] Bart pulled down his shorts
[9F12] Homer ran out of the house, buck naked
[1F01] Homer drew a face on his butt
[1F02] bees stung Homer on the butt
[1F17] Homer's butt was sticking out of the water during the couch scene
[2F03] SLH was sniffing Bart's butt during the dance number
[2F06] wind blows Homer's robe open (and exposing his bare butt)
[2F06] Homer is video tapped while getting out of the shower
[2F09] Homer is forced to disrobe and walk home nude from a Stonecutters' meeting

Plumber's Butt

[7F09] while the workman were crating Michelangelo's David
[7F13] SLH stared at the cable guy's partially exposed butt
[8F18] while Homer bends over to pick up change (money)
[1F03] while Barney sat at Moe's Tavern

Other People's Butts

[7F12] Barney streaks through the school prom,
[9F14] Bart threw Lisa's mutant tomato at Principal Skinner's butt
[9F18] Bart plowed Willy's tractor into Chalmers' butt
[9F20] Lionel Hutz is bare butt during closing argument at Marge's trial
[1F16] Smithers' butt was sticking upwards when Burns knocked him out
[1F18] Willy left a butt imprint on the superintendent
[2F04] Bart was tempted to use a slingshot on Miss Albright's butt
[2F04] We see Willy's butt when Bart lifts Willy's kilt with helium- filled balloons {ec}

Butt Jokes

[7F11] Bart's prank phone call (Seymour Butts)
[8F02] Bart's prank phone call (...and big butt...)
[8F11] Bart placed a property of Bart Simpson label on Homer's butt
[9F08] Homer made a reference to his butt being yellow
[9F15] Charlie dropped a pencil down Homer's butt
[9F22] Bart tattoos "WIDE LOAD" on Homer's butt {ds}
[2F33] Bart's prank phone call (Seymour Butts)

The Butt

[8F04] Smithers offers to kiss Burns' butt
[9F17] Prof. Frink suggested ending a fantasy voyage at Homer's butt
[2F06] Homer is accused of touching the family's new baby-sitter's butt

Butt Sightings/gags

[8F17] Family has a picture of Homer kicking SLH's butt
[9F01] Homer used his butt to close the refrigerator door
[9F03] Itchy whacked Hitler's butt with a board with nails in it

Butt Quotes

[7G05] Homer: Bart, you're saying butt-kisser like it's a bad thing!
[7F14] Bart to SLH: Sniff that other dog's butt.
[8F10] Homer: ...I'll still kiss your butt and call it ice cream!
[8F18] Otto: If you think that's bad (referring to tattoo on his chest), you should see the one on my butt!
[8F23] Herb: Homer, could you stop thinking about your ass!